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28 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're reading this, my pictures have successfully won you over haha...

So lets get some things out of the way, shall we?...I'm a simple chick who loves to try new things, I've been told I have a dude's mentality and that I have a sharp tongue (both are very true haha)...I enjoy the little things in life; cool side of the pillow, fro yo, people watching at sidewalk cafés, flirty eye contact, rooftop bars, good company and silly encounters....i live and let live, I'm ridiculously direct- to a fault sometimes, i try not to sweat the small stuff, and I'm an excellent judge of character...I prefer wastes less time and I'm not one to waste my, or anyone else's, time...just looking for that somebody who makes me want to stop searching for what else may be out there.

When silliness ensues, all bets are off! Haha I love to laugh til my belly hurts and I'm gasping for air, and I'm a sucker for a dude that can make me genuinely laugh...I'm looking for a partner in crime- someone to give me crazy sidebar commentary while were supposed to be paying attention...declares wrestling wars in the big spoon to my little spoon...tickles my face with his facial hair...wants to kiss me all the time, every chance he gets...smiles at me just because...a guy that I can play with his hair while divulging in long run-on conversations about nothing and everything with..have friendly heated debates with...hold hands with...randomly play "the floor is lava" in public is that too much to ask?! Haha
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream...obviously. haha but aside from that, I'm a hairstylist and make up artist in NYC, love what I do- I get to make people beautiful everyday...not too shabby. ;-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the illest tickle monster haha..I'll play with your hair..tickle your arm, neck, back... til you knock out...I'm the's a gift...I'll even go as far to say I have the magic touch haha
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, smile and eyebrows (oddly enough)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I listed all the movies I love I'd be here all day, I have eclectic tastes in movies and music alike.....favorite movie chats are one of the best convo topics :-)

I have very selective taste when books are involved...the great gatsby is my favorite book of all time...Shel Silverstein enriched my life since I was a kid and also taught me where the sidewalk ends and how to fall up (I shouldn't have to explain this haha) ....A Million little Pieces is a fave of mine...Nicholas Sparks is a guilty pleasure of mine...I love recommendations too ! Lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The beach
Red lipstick
Lemons (I love lemons it's kinda weird haha)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Where exactly is Carmen San Diego?

- Why does my washing machine eat all my favorite socks?!

- Exactly how many okcupid questions do I have to answer before finding a good match?

- Do I have time for a nap?

- Why do people always look more attractive in sunglasses?

- Do I look more attractive in sunglasses?

- Why do people always say they're "an open book"? Fact: You're a human. Is it that you're just too lazy to fill out whatever it is you're filling out?

- Why is binge watching shows on Netflix more appealing to me than going out?

- Do people even get this far on your profile ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be anywhere really, in bed watching Netflix, a night on the town, local bar with friends, movies, dinner, karaoke, playing bar bingo or bar trivia...havin a dance party, listening to some good jams...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not superstitious, but I am aliiiiittle 'sticious'...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you actually read everything to this point, kudos to you kind sir...
- if you're a fun guy that is looking to eventually meet up...after all this is a dating site, sir
- you know how to properly use your & you're. and their, they're, and there.
- if you are prepared to encounter some awesomeness :-P