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35 Oakland, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm taking a break from drawing garlic in order to complete this profile. Drawing garlic has proven to be way more difficult than I anticipated. Garlic is a pretty freakish plant and it seems to end up looking like some sort of intergalactic jellyfish on the page. But I'm sure I'll get the hang of representational garlic art soon enough.

It also dawned on my (not simultaneous to the realization of my failure to render garlic) that I haven't really dated in ages. Sure I've got my amazing dog, my amazing garlic, and my amazing Halloween decorations that I never seem to put in storage; but I'm still missing something. That something is probably a best'ish friend who likes my dog, has boobs, and wants to swap books, watch movies, cook together, and doesn't care if I can't draw garlic all that well.
What I’m doing with my life
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I manage a dog daycare and kennel. In short it isn't what most people think it is. If you want a laundry list of reasons why you shouldn't put your dog in daycare then just ask.

I'm also a bit of an artist. I paint miniatures, work in pen and ink, and construct elaborate Halloween decorations. All good stuff except the vegetable kingdom continues to laugh at me.

I don't have the greatest work life balance. Work hours are long and Walter (amazing dog) needs a galactic jellyfish's worth of exercise a day. We've taken up running and his thighs and buttocks look magnificent. I'm somewhat envious.
I’m really good at
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Breaking up dog fights, drawing normal vegetables, painting nails, and vegetarian cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nice eyebrows, giant scary dog, independently minded hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22, Dune

There Will be Blood, Stalker

Game of Thrones, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Nectarines, Waffles

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