Successful villain looking for one of the following:
1) New nemesis, preferably one capable of witty banter.
2) Someone to give keys to a shiny new Australia.
3) Fellow villain to partner/compete with.
Hosting fandom charity events.
Creating better minions.
Interesting conversations (see convo starters at bottom of profile).
Rebuilding lairs and secret bases.
Candle lit dinners prepared by me.
Going on monologues to captured hero(s). How else are they going to have time to escape?
Good food at a fun restaurant followed by a comedy show at Second City.
Hiking and camping in beautiful nature areas (I swear I'm not secretly looking for new locales for bases).
Kayaking, paint balling, bike riding, and running.
A night in with friends playing table top rpg's, fun board games, or video games.
Watching hilarious or interesting shows/movies while cuddling on a comfy couch.
Creating zombie plans in the event of an escaped experiment.