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26 M Hanover Park, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: I figured I would have some fun with this and write my profile from the perspective of Dr. Horrible.

Successful villain looking for one of the following:
1) New nemesis, preferably one capable of witty banter.
2) Someone to give keys to a shiny new Australia.
3) Fellow villain to partner/compete with.

Hosting fandom charity events.
Creating better minions.
Interesting conversations (see convo starters at bottom of profile).
Rebuilding lairs and secret bases.
Candle lit dinners prepared by me.
Going on monologues to captured hero(s). How else are they going to have time to escape?
Good food at a fun restaurant followed by a comedy show at Second City.
Hiking and camping in beautiful nature areas (I swear I'm not secretly looking for new locales for bases).
Kayaking, paint balling, bike riding, and running.
A night in with friends playing table top rpg's, fun board games, or video games.
Watching hilarious or interesting shows/movies while cuddling on a comfy couch.
Creating zombie plans in the event of an escaped experiment.
What I’m doing with my life
What... being a super villain isnt enough?

Fine, my alter ego has a career in IT and he works for a great company that actually seems to care about it's employees and its impact on the world. Currently working overnight shift as special assignment to train and improve overnight crew, also to work towards a higher position. He is renting a townhouse with his best friend, and former nemesis (Captain Hammer). He owns a 2012 Honda CRV named Cortana, I took the liberty of implanting the soul of a Husky puppy into her. She loves the winter, going on adventures, and long car rides.

To keep up appearances as a responsible contributing member of society, my alter ego volunteers when opportunities arise. He is also training to try and survive in a Zombie apocalypse by participating in a zombie themed 5K run.

All in all, my disguise is working marvelously. To all appearances my alter ego seems to be doing pretty well and living life as a responsible man.
I’m really good at
Laughing maniacally, monologuing, and building new weird science devices.

My alter ego is exceptionally well versed at being compassionate, engaging in interesting conversations, and brightening other people's days. Makes me sick how nice he is without even trying.
The first things people usually notice about me
The vibrant crimson of my lab coat, or maybe the strange device aimed at them.

My alter ego however has mastered the art of redirection during initial contact. Instead of giving you anything real, he will attempt to distract you at first by providing something funny. This provides me valuable time to try and evaluate the social scene.

For example: here is a fun article by Cracked about George Washington being a wizard.

And here is a fantastic video of giant cats enjoying Halloween:
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist, Dresden Files, The Princess Bride, In the name of the wind, Mortal Coils, The Cask of Amontillado, Confessions of a D-list Supervillian, Subterranean, The Blade Itself, Valkyri Rising trilogy, and Deadpool comics.
Aliens, A Long Kiss Good Night, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Pirates of The Caribbean, Megamind, The Incredibles, The Princess Bride, How to train your dragon, Serenity, Chocolate, Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, RED, Lilo and Stitch, Avengers, Wreck-It-Ralph, and Iron Man.
Cosmos, Chuck, Firefly, Fringe, Journey Quest, White Collar, Falling Earth, Burn Notice, Myth Busters, Avatar: Last Air bender, Invader Zim, and Bizarre Foods.
Lindsey Stirling, Piano Guys, Apocalyptica (instrumental covers only), Gloryhammer, Night Wish, Alestorm, Rhapsody of Fire, and Weird Al.
Chili, sushi, mediterranean, grilled steak, lemon garlic chicken, Chipotle steak burrito bowl, and arugula salad with shaved Parmesan and lemon juice/olive oil dressing. I love food, I totally live to eat and I'm always up for trying something new.
I'm adding another category because I can.
Activities: camping, hiking, board gaming, kayaking, skiing, video gaming, reading, spending time with interesting people, and enjoying life.
The six things I could never do without
Love of conversation.
Great stories.
Grand adventures.
Sense of compassion.
Out of the box thinking.
Someone to challenge me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a better villain... just kidding.

I think a lot about the following quote:
"Be an encourager. The world has enough critics already."
On a typical Friday night I am
Contrary to the popular belief, evil does need to sleep, and evil most certainly needs to relax every now and then. So I take Friday nights off from villainy.

My alter ego enjoys going to second city, jogs around a local forest preserve, game nights, going to the movies, reading a good book, or going on a fun date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm secretly Doctor Horrible...

My lucky number is 13.

A few serious things:

I believe in feminism because while I'm afraid you won't laugh at my bad joke or agree to meet, women are afraid of getting raped. That level of disparity just boggles my mind. Also, I abhor rape culture.

I find the mens rights movement to be repulsive and immature.

I'm not a "nice" guy. I simply believe in showing respect, being polite, and taking others into consideration. I can't fix the world, but I can try to brighten it a bit. I guess you can say I try to be a good man.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
For ANY of the following reasons:
You watched this and enjoyed:

You can answer these questions three:
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is one natural phenomenon that you want to witness?
What is your favorite book, movie, or video game?

You know what my name is from, hint: "a man walks down the street wearing that hat, everyone knows he's not afraid of anything".

You want to run in a 5k obstacle course filled with zombies.

You think that funny cat pictures or motivational posters are one of the best things on the internet.

You want to see something funny? No really, message me giving me a topic or theme and I will reply with something to make you laugh.

You also have a Villian in you waiting to be unleashed OR are looking for someone to give you keys to a shiny new Australia?

You want to go bike riding, camping, hiking, kayaking, or other out door adventures.

You want to have an entertaining conversation about: Zombies, Pirates, strange history, fascinatingly strange scientific phenomenon, adventures to different countries, nerdy things like conventions or video games, or if you could have lunch with any fictional character, who it would be and why?

You have a love of dice with more then six sides and enjoy being someone else for an evening.

Your looking for a man who knows when to be a man and when to be kid at heart. I'm reliable when you need it, I'm funny when your sad and need to laugh, I'm calm when you want a night in, and I'm energetic when its time to go on adventures.

You have the strong desire to do something random, crazy, and are looking for someone to do it with? Sky diving anyone?

Well... you made it to the bottom of this profile, clearly I am different then most people. If that interests you, then I encourage you to send me a message.