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29 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:59pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am a hopeful romantic.

At approximately 11:56pm on August 25th Thomas found himself draped across an inflatable mattress in a bare room somewhere in Chinatown, Boston. The slight buzz that had not previously reached his consciousness had now grown into a perceptible whine. Thomas' air mattress was leaking. Despite his unbounded intellect, Thomas remained powerless in the face of what was to come and come it did; a night spent on the cold hard floor pondering the circumstances that had brought him here. It was a time for reflection. Thomas looked back on the days he had recently spent traversing the countryside of Armenia with old friends and his decision to dedicate his life to the study of the human dentition. No pursuit was too perilous, no sacrifice too great, until this moment. Eight hours on the cold floor was too much for him to bear. He had endured the south face of Mount Aragats and the vicious protestors of the Female Basque Worker's Union but this was a whole new league of exrucism (Thomas had little concern for commonly accepted diction). Thomas' rippling muscles were provided no sanctuary from the relentless attack of the carpeted floor and after his copious stores of stoicism were spent, he decided it was time to get up and edit his OkCupid profile.

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What I’m doing with my life
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Brewing beer with dead yeast!

If you need a fantastic dentist, please inquire within (in a year)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music (mostly guitar and piano) is one of my passions. A good mix of Rachmaninov and 80s power ballads.

I own an ocean kayak and am ever determined to successfully demonstrate its use to unsuspecting beachgoers.

I am also into skiing, snowboarding,hiking/trying to climb, surfing and it's derivatives.

Playing the devil's advocate even if I do not really believe the point that I am making. I pride myself on my ability to read people and understand what motivates them. However, I am usually wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am an acquired taste...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rachmaninov, Chopin, Beethoven, All music from 1965-1999, Scott Joplin, Backstreet Boys and Bonnie Tyler.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love!
3. Family
4. Things to lift and put down
5. Guitar, Piano, Surfboard/Boogieboard,
6. Antics/Hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about what motivates people. What is it exactly that makes some people so upfront about their deepest and most sensitive thoughts and others so far removed from them? Is external or internal satisfaction is more predominant? Am I being the best person I can be? And some other stupid things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doin some dancin'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I also have an evil twin...

I secretly made an alternate OkCupid profile that I believe to be the worst profile on OkCupid. I want to see what type of messages it draws. I also am upset I can't change my username :(

I am slightly more serious than this profile suggests...
You should message me if
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