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26 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
The three things that will make any relationship stand the test of time: trust, affection, and great sex.

I find a lot of women I'm interested in are seeking a man with passion for something (to include her, of course!) Most people don't think of me as expressive based off of how mellow I am, but that's simply because I'm not in the line of work that compliments my personality. There's not much to be passionate about ordering supplies for a naval vessel.

What I am passionate about is easy to express. I love the Cleveland Browns. It's borderline religious. I love my cat, my sister, and my niece (in no particular order.) I love science and nature and the incredible discoveries we continue to achieve every day as a species even as miniscule as we are in the great scheme of it all. Lastly, I love being in love, and I'm looking for a woman deserving the good, the bad, the weird, and everything else about me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a logistics specialist in the Navy. Basically, I order parts and material for the ship as well as maintaining hazmat, financials, and mail. I don't plan on staying in the Navy after my first term, but if the right shore duty is offered to me then I just might bite. The pursuit of an education and developing the foundation of a family was why I joined. Some people I know can do this successfully while being enlisted, but I just don't feel that's best for me.
I’m really good at
Honesty, affection, whistling, working with others, being a dork, relaxing, climbing trees, procrastinating, getting shit done after procrastinating, listening to music, being open minded, being stubborn, underestimating my abilities, working hard, laughing at myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've always been characterized as a mellow, down-to-Earth sort of fellow. Also, I've been told I have pretty blue eyes once you finally see them under those perpetually-stoner eye lids. It doesn't help I have astigmatism in my right eye which causes me to squint even more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Steven Brust, S.E. Hinton, T.A. Barron, Gene Brewer, most books from the Barnes & Nobles Classics collection, and once I get around to reading the Song of Ice and Fire series I'll put George R.R. Martin on the list. I love the different Spider-Man comic series as well, and I buy every new Walking Dead graphic that comes out.

Movies: Braveheart, League of Their Own, The Land Before Time, Spider-Man (original and Amazing), K-PAX, Half-Baked, Old School, Billy Madison, Seven Samurai, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Step Brothers, School of Rock, Die Hards, Lethal Weapons, Fox and the Hound, Lion King, Feival Goes West, Toy Story, Drunken Master, The Samurai Trilogy, oh screw it there are too many.

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Friends, Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Dragon Ball, Bill Nye, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, King of the Hill, Home Improvement, Boy Meets World, Salute Your Shorts, All That!, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, NFL Network, ESPN, STO (Indians baseball), Pawn Stars, Storage Wars.

Music: Modest Mouse, Chili Peppers, Built To Spill, Incubus, Weezer, Cloud Nothings, Rush, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Death Cab For Cutie, Interpol, The National, Arcade Fire, Silversun Pickups, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Bob Seger, Genesis (before Peter Gabriel left), System Of A Down, Alien Ant Farm, Cold War Kids, Born Ruffians, The Morning Benders, Blink-182, Beach Fossils, Boxer Rebellion, Matt & Kim, Atlas Genius, The Shins, Mumford & Sons, Bloodhound Gang, Neil Young, Liquid Tension Experiment, Explosions In The Sky, Billy Talent, and many, many more.

Food: I like food. Doesn't really matter. I'll tell you my favorites once we grab a bite to eat. Otherwise, I'm really not a picky eater. I love home cooked meals the most.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Water (not being a smart ass. I love water these days)
3. The Cleveland Browns (Don't message me if you're a Ravens fan. Seriously.)
4. My sister
5. My cat
6. My imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Myself honestly. I'm a bit of an introvert until I find someone I truly care for. I'm usually pretty considerate of others with disregard of my own feelings, but normally I think about how different things affect me.

I'm big on science and creative arts even if my memory does me the disservice of screwing up my matter-of-fact know-how.

And a huge portion of my brain is consumed by the Cleveland Browns. Like, I could spend 2-3 hours reading up on the Browns at any given moment. It is what it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical Fridays due to being in the Navy. However, if I'm not working, deployed, or underway, I'm probably either chilling in my room drinking in the peace of mind of music, sports, or books, or I could be hangin out with friends playin games or at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a freshman in high school I was in the locker room before gym class going pee. Well I was spacing out looking at the wall or ceiling just taking care of business. When I was finished I raised my sweatpants only to notice I had pissed all over my leg. The fold in the sweats from pulling them down got in the way of my stream. These were my only gym clothes so I either had to switch into my jeans and get yelled at for not participating or keep the sweats on and get yelled at for pissing on myself. I decided to keep the sweats on because I thought it was funny.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You understand chivalry may not be dead, yet you also realize you're just as capable of pressing the message button as I am.

According to the MBTI I am most likely to fit best with someone who tests out as an ESFJ or ENFJ with me being an ISFP. How accurate that is I'm not really sure, but it seems pretty spot on describing my personality.

Also, I feel I need to make it clear. I'm currently deployed in Bahrain until spring of 2015. I'm not here to lead anyone on. I just like to keep an open mind.