I'm a nerd who values books, video games, and movies alike. I like Star Wars more than you and I will embarrass you with knowledge if you test me. I workout at least 3 days a week for health, not for looks. I could eat BBQ every day. I could eat sushi every day. I love my motorcycle. Beer makes me sleepy so I stick to rum. I work hard and make good money so I can have nice things. I have the best friends because I don't surround myself with shitty people.
I like brushing my teeth in the shower because it saves time. I've never done any illicit drugs or even taken a single puff of a cigarette. I have tattoos. The Cajun side of me makes me put hot sauce on everything and I keep a bottle of Tabasco in my car. My ideal job would be a park ranger, professional skydiver, spelunker, or a summer camp counselor. I currently work as a stock broker because I didn't get paid enough to get shot at when I was a cop. If you didn't know me, now you do.