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33 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a nice guy who likes to have fun, like everyone else does. I am a drinker, but not a drunk. I may curse a lot and tell dirty jokes, but I'm good-natured and slow-tempered. I laugh often and enjoy making others laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school, working on projects, playing music, rocking out, enjoying the ride
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling these things out, obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my smile, unless I've grown my beard out, then probably my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some books I like: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire, Godel Escher Bach, Anibus Gates, Tales of Ordinary Madness, Blink

Some movies I like: The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, Drunken Master, Stripes, Groundhog Day, Anything With Bill Fucking Murray, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Princess Bride, Willow, any other nerdy shit you can think of

Some TV shows I like: South Park, MythBusters, Adult Swim, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Nature Channel, Science Channel, Game of Thrones, Trailer Park Boys, The Wire, The Mistfits

Some types of music I like: Punk Rock, Hip Hop, Ska, Reggae, Jazz, Swing, Big Band, Oldies, Folk, Classical, Irish Music, Drinking Songs

Some types of food I like: Mexican, Italian, Pizza, Chinese, Thai, Fusion, Breakfast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Air, Salt, Shelter, Medicine... Shit, did I take this question too literally?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, The Universe, And Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, going to a show, or wishing I was at a show and drinking with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lied on one of my details. You can probably guess which one...
You should message me if
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Ah just message me already. I'm not a creeper and I can shoot the shit about anything. I love meeting new people so don't be afraid to say hello!