32 Salford, UK
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My self-summary
I want to be reincarnated as a cat so I can be useless all day and get praised for it.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Cheering people up. Shitty drawings.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, I am loud and boisterous. If not that, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FEUDAL ECONOMICS. Game of Thrones. MTMTE. Discworld.

The Grey. Black Death. Crank. ZARDOZ. The Thing. Godzilla. Mothra. Mad Max. 21 & 22 Jump Street. The Lego Movie. I'll give pretty much any 80s action movie a shot, too.

Game of Thrones. South Park. Archer. Breaking Bad. Red Dwarf. Sons of Anarchy. Parks & Rec. Bojack Horseman. Recently I've gotten into the habit of having House on while I'm drawing. Listening to the talking helps me keep my focus, and I don't really need to watch the screen to know what's going on.

Fear Factory, Pantera, Faith No More, The Spin Doctors, G&R, GWAR, KISS, Magnum, David Bowie, Voltaire, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden and The Offspring are all acts that I keep a full catalogue of. But there's loads more besides that I like.

Italian and Mexican, which are also my favourites to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Chuffy and Chappy, my budgies.
My friends.
The interbutts.
Wacom tablet.
Red meat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucking ace it would be to be a wizard. Like, a fucking full-on Gandalf wizard.
On a typical Friday night I am
50% of the time I'm on my way home from work. Beyond that it's a crapshoot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My beard is my weak spot.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're looking for someone new to spend time and share interests with. Sometimes you need to take some downtime from what you're doing. It'd be boss-as-fuck if there was someone I could spend that downtime with.