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Bru-Tal

31 Salford, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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ENFP. I place a lot of value on my friends and my hobbies, especially when the two coincide. Beyond that, my opinions of myself are skewed or erratic. I'm a massive nerd though, no two ways about that. Hugely affectionate ratbag. I want to be reincarnated as a cat so I can be a useless piece of shit all day and get my chin scratched for it. I figure cats are intelligent enough to appreciate their lifestyle, but not intelligent enough to want more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for volunteer work
BUDGIE TIME
Drawing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Cheering people up. GMing. Shitty drawings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice, I am loud and boisterous. If not that, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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FEUDAL ECONOMICS. The Superior Spider-Man. Game of Thrones. MTMTE.

The Grey. Black Death. Crank. GI Joe. ZARDOZ. Karate Robo Zaborgar. Godzilla. Mothra. Star Wars. 80s action movies.

Game of Thrones. South Park. House. Clone Wars. Archer. Breaking Bad. Red Dwarf. Sons of Anarchy.

Fear Factory, Pantera, Faith No More, The Spin Doctors, G&R, GWAR, KISS, Magnum, David Bowie, Voltaire, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden and The Offspring are all acts that I keep a full catalogue of. But there's loads more besides that I like.

Italian, Mexican. Pretty much all I can cook well, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chuffy and Chappy, my awesome little budgie bros.

My friends.

The interbutts.

Wacom tablet.

Red meat was here, white meat is a loser.

DICE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucking ace it would be to be a wizard. Like, a fucking full-on Gandalf wizard, not a snotty kid with a stick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, either watching a dvd or hitting some fucking bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is my weak spot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you're looking for someone new to spend time and share interests with. Sometimes you need to take some downtime from what you're doing. It'd be boss-as-fuck if there was someone I could spend that downtime with.