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30 M Salford, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:51pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
ENFP. I place a lot of value on my friends and my hobbies, especially when the two coincide. Beyond that, my opinions of myself are skewed or erratic. I'm a massive nerd though, no two ways about that. Hugely affectionate ratbag. I want to be reincarnated as a cat so I can be a useless piece of shit all day and get my chin scratched for it. I figure cats are intelligent enough to appreciate their lifestyle, but not intelligent enough to want more.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working on my health, and taking part in volunteer work with an eye to returning to employment.

For the first time in an extremely long time I'm doing what I want and working towards my own goals, rather than those expected of or foisted upon me by others. Feels good man.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Cheering people up. GMing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, I can often be loud and rambunctious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spice & Wolf; a series about FEUDAL ECONOMICS. In general though, I like comics and the occasional sci-fi or fantasy novel. Just got started on Game of Thrones, and I'm trying to work out which character is Sean Bean. EDIT: Now I'm trying to guess when he'll inevitably die.

The Grey; I don't think a film has ever hit me so hard. It was like a punch to the gut. I'm sort if afraid to watch it again in case it somehow dilutes the experience. Drive; I can't place what I like about this film, other than ALL OF IT. Black Death; the ULTIMATE Sean Bean film! GI Joe; that film is all meat, no bullshit. Otherwise, I like action best, but I like all sorts of stuff.

I don't watch much TV. Haven't in years. I just can't be arsed paying a TV licence when so little on TV interests me.

Fear Factory, Pantera, Faith No More, The Spin Doctors, G&R, GWAR, KISS, Magnum, David Bowie, Voltaire, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden and The Offspring are all acts that I keep a full catalogue of. But there are many more besides that I like.

Italian, Mexican. Pretty much all I can cook well, too.
The six things I could never do without
Chuffy, my budgie.

My friends; my friends are everything to me. Seriously, I wouldn't even be here to write this shit up if not for them.

The interbutts.


Red meat was here, white meat is a loser.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucking ace it would be to be a wizard. Like, a fucking full-on Gandalf wizard, not a snotty kid with a stick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, either watching a dvd or hitting some fucking bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Run your fingers through my beard and I'm yours. I once asked a lass out because she was playing with my beard while comparing me favourably to Aragorn and Boromir. The quickest way to my heart is my beard, not my stomach.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you're looking for someone new to spend time and share interests with. Sometimes you need to take some downtime from what you're doing. It'd be boss-as-fuck if there was someone I could spend that downtime with.