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Bru-Tal

30 M Salford, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
ENFP. I place a lot of value on my friends and my hobbies, especially when the two coincide. Beyond that, my opinions of myself are skewed or erratic. I'm a massive nerd though, no two ways about that. Hugely affectionate ratbag. I want to be reincarnated as a cat so I can be a useless piece of shit all day and get my chin scratched for it. I figure cats are intelligent enough to appreciate their lifestyle, but not intelligent enough to want more.
What I’m doing with my life
MAXIMUM DEADBEAT
BUDGIE TIME
DRAWING
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Cheering people up. GMing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, I am loud and boisterous. If not that, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
FEUDAL ECONOMICS. The Superior Spider-Man. Game of Thrones. MTMTE.

The Grey. Black Death. Crank. GI Joe. ZARDOZ. Karate Robo Zaborgar. Godzilla. Mothra. Star Wars. 80s action movies.

Game of Thrones. South Park. House. Clone Wars. Archer. Breaking Bad. Red Dwarf. Sons of Anarchy.

Fear Factory, Pantera, Faith No More, The Spin Doctors, G&R, GWAR, KISS, Magnum, David Bowie, Voltaire, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden and The Offspring are all acts that I keep a full catalogue of. But there's loads more besides that I like.

Italian, Mexican. Pretty much all I can cook well, too.
The six things I could never do without
Chuffy, my budgie.

My friends.

The interbutts.

Twitter.

Red meat was here, white meat is a loser.

DICE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucking ace it would be to be a wizard. Like, a fucking full-on Gandalf wizard, not a snotty kid with a stick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, either watching a dvd or hitting some fucking bar.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you're looking for someone new to spend time and share interests with. Sometimes you need to take some downtime from what you're doing. It'd be boss-as-fuck if there was someone I could spend that downtime with.