Is this an ebay description?? Product offered: A man in his 30's,
likes sport, music, resting, biking and drinking with his
friends. Shipped as you can see in the pictures (maybe a bit more
long-haired and/or with a bit more of beard). Brown (almost black)
eyes, black hair, 65 Kg. of weight, shipped individually with a 0
CO2 program (right now he ships himself by bicycle), totally
sustainable. Lives alone, likes cats, dogs, and has no problems
about talking about almost anything during hours. Also likes sex
(he is an hetero man, what were you expecting?).
What I’m doing with my life
The shipped man usually wakes up every morning, takes his bycicle
(also shipped in the package) to his work, spends there a bit more
than 8 hours and after that sometimes goes to gym, sometimes go
home, prepare his dinner, makes some noise with a guitar and
sleeps. On weekends the behaviour of the shipped man is unexpected
I’m really good at
The offered man is not "really good" at anything since he knows
that he always can be better at anything... Anyway, he likes
playing guitar (not good anyway), running (which can always be
useful), swimming (also useful if you are in a transatlantic and it
gets sinked), cooking (edible stuff, useful too), getting lost
(maybe not that useful but sometimes is fun), and not knowing a
single thing which he is good at. Probably you should meet the
offered man to know what he's good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
The offered man gets noticed because he has no problem about
talking to anyone and finding something to talk about. The main
problem about it is that you'll find yourself having spent a long
time with him and you won't be able to remember what were you
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The shipped man likes the dystopian novels genre (1984, Brave new
world, Fahrenheit 451... ), but also likes some other stuff which
goes from Terry Pratchett to Chuck Palahniuk. Of course loves good
SciFi, of course loves social novel, of course hates things like
"sense and sensibility" and that kind of stuff.
The movies this guy likes go from "Sharktopus" to "The Godfather",
but there are some in the middle he dislikes...
About music: likes music (i.e., reggaeton is not music), liking
much more post-rock stuff, jazzy stuff, even sometimes some spanish
classical guitar music (depends on the mood of the unit when it's
About food... The guy can be feed by almost everything edible, but
normally doesn't accept fast (junk) food. He is able to use meat,
fish and vegetables as main fuel.
The six things I could never do without
Actually, the unit was built according to the following
requirements, so needs the following to work:
- Water (preferably not seltzer water), not polluted
- Air (Oxygen, Nitrogen and Argon, preferably not polluted), in a
pressure of 1 Atm.
- Food (as stated in the previous point), between 2500 an 3000 Kcal
- Clothing. The unit works without problem in temperatures between
20 and 30ºC. Below that needs more clothes (included with the
package) and beyond that the unit likes to take out some
- Humor sense, irony, sarcasm and something to laugh at. Since the
shipped man has his own humor unit, sometimes he can even generate
more than used, so the customer will have to get the exceeding
humor and use it as wanted .
- A toilet. Not included in the kit...
Probably the unit will need more stuff. In that case, there would
be an audible indicator of what does he needs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The offered guy has a problem about liking girls who doesn't like
him, about thinking how to make the world a better place, about
thinking what else he can do with his cous-cous recipee to make it
a bit more tasty, about energy and the peak-oil, about science,
about how to play some songs ... Not necessarily in this order.
On a typical Friday night I am
The offered guy has finished working and sometimes goes to the gym.
After that he goes home, plays some time guitar, prepare some
dinner and go to bed, Sometimes it's a bit different, the guy meets
someone and has some beers and a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The bidding for this guy starts at 0 $/€/Yen/Won/(put your currency
Seriously: I'm tired of meeting people and ... Just talking. Just
being friends. I have no problem to talk. I think I have enough to
offer to be interesting, but sometimes it looks as you need to
offer yourself in this kind of "bidding" meeting dates to look
interesting as something else than "that guy who talked to me
yesterday while I was in the supermarket, but I thought it was
strange because no guy can think I'm attractive in the daylight
with no make-up" ... Don't know, if you need more info about the
product, ask for more details to the vendor :P
You should message me if
Hey, the seller has no problem about any question you can ask about
my product... Ask me about it !