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BryanGage

45 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I guess this is where I'm either supposed to sing my own praises or try to sum up my own personality with some kind of objectivity. But I don't think I can do that, so here are just the proverbial facts: I've recently returned to Los Angeles after having been away in DC for about two years. I'm originally from Connecticut (near NYC) but have lived mostly in LA since 1996. I'm a musician, a writer/proofreader/copy editor, and a photographer, in that order of importance to me. I'm a bit shy, but I open up around people with whom I have good personal chemistry, or after I've had a drink or two. I like to think I'm a fairly bright guy, but obviously I'm dumb enough to have carelessly used my own damned name as my Okcupid user name—something that apparently no one else does—and too lazy to delete my profile and start over again.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reassembling it, adjusting to being back in town after a long time away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar
Fixing other people's bad writing
Blowing smoke rings
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My recently shaved head. Sorry, not trying to be deceitful in the photo section, but no good photos of it have been taken yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (in no particular order):
-Damien by Hermann Hesse
-Parliament of Whores by PJ O'Rourke
-Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins
-The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Julian by Gore Vidal
-Junky by William Burroughs
-The Damnation Game and Coldheart Canyon by Clive Barker
-Skipping Towards Gomorrah by Dan Savage
-Douglas Adams' "Dirk Gently" books (much better than the Hitchhiker's series, in my opinion)
-any Elmore Leonard (especially Rum Punch and Cuba Libre)
-any Edgar Allen Poe story (especially The Black Cat)
-The Great Derangement by Matt Taibbi

Movies:
-The Godfather
-Any Coen Bros movie (almost), especially Lebowski, O Brother, and The Man Who Wasn't There
-Pulp Fiction
-Dr Strangelove
-Goodfellas
-Ghost Dog: the Way of the Samurai (or any Jim Jarmusch film)
-The Man with Two Brains
-Blazing Saddles
-Almost Famous
-Shaun of the Dead
-Fast Times at Ridgemont High
-Any Kurosawa or John Landis
-Unforgiven
-Casablanca
-Jackie Brown
-Crazy Heart
-Sweet and Lowdown

TV:
Not crazy about most tv, but I'm hooked on Breaking Bad, Louie, and Walking Dead. I also like Mad Men, Parks and Recreation, and "Penn and Teller's Bullshit!" Also Californication and Weeds.

Music:
Iggy&the Stooges, the Beatles, Miles Davis, Black Sabbath, Ella Fitzgerald, AC/DC, Art Pepper, X, Thelonious Monk, Nirvana, Fear, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Ray Charles, Hank Williams, Nick Cave, Guns n' Roses, The Doors, The Damned, Jane's Addiction, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Los Lobos, Django Reinhardt, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Thunders, Billie Holiday, and too many more to list. I kinda like music.

Food: Photosynthesis
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Music
-Scotch
-Books
-Humor
-Sarcasm
-Cigarettes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You don't wanna know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing guitar in a bar somewhere or sitting at home staring at the damned Internet. Hence okcupid.com, I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a very, very private person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...the foregoing suggests that we might enjoy a conversation over a drink rather than staring awkwardly at the floor trying to make some kind of small talk.