BryanTanner
36 Show Low, AZ
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What I’m doing with my life
raking in money, hand over fist, with this philosophy degree. it's everything i imagined it would be: fast cars, bottle service, partying so hard i wake up naked, floating on a raft filled with books by Aristotle and Neechee, having no idea what has transpired.
I’m really good at
ping-pong, kickball, drunken karaoke
The first things people usually notice about me
was a nearly broken nose, followed by a black eye. Sometimes I wonder why anyone pays to train jiu-jitsu.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: finishing up Game of Thrones
tv: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Curb
music: Carly Rae Jepsen, exclusively
I spend a lot of time thinking about
jiu-jitsu moves, poker plays, free will
On a typical Friday night I am
at Jack's pizza in the Highlands for $4 slice of pizza and a 40oz deal. too good to be true really. interested in finding new, fun spots as EAV is losing its luster (poor word choice for EAV:).
You should message me if
you can fly a helicopter
you can impersonate a celebrity
you would make a good getaway driver
you have any other skills that would be useful for staging a string of bank heists
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