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28 M Burlington, VT

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:57am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Be forewarned that I'm a connoisseur of awkward ice-breaking essays.

I'm a (some of the time) hardworking young professional with a lot of energy and a great sense of humor. I'm good at making other people crack up but I really like to make myself laugh.

I'm an oft confused raised-in-the90's kid bouncing unsanctimoniously between despair and optimism. I hate dull moments even more than most people. I'm addicted to my iPhone and hate myself for it. I hate running and do it almost every day. I'm not very opinionated about anything I'm well informed on, and I'm passionate about things I know nothing about. And I'm okay with that. That's what makes this country great, right? My master's degree is useless, and I'm proud of that, too.

I play in a tribute band to The Clash. So don't think, even if you're the most dazzling lady on earth, that you'll ever take up my Wednesday evenings. They're reserved.

When I'm not working as a political operative, I'm at the gym, watching Netflix, or beating myself up for watching too much Netflix.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working in the field of politics and non-profits my entire adult life in various management positions. I love it. It's addictive. That said, I'd prefer to write a handful of terrible SyFy originals and retire. I love to come up with all sorts of wonderful ides for websites, businesses, and plans for Mars colonization, and have no intention of ever following through on any of them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Exercise. I go for a run or go to the gym every night. Cards Against Humanity. Making fun of NASCAR. Being too hard on myself.

I'm really good at thinking I write good material and play the guitar well. I'm just average, though.

Making myself laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. It's unique. My voice. It's scratchy. How they expect more out of me as a singer and as a musician before I let them down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All the classic dystopian novels. As a poly-sci major, I'm geekishly in love with them. Star Trek is better than Star Warrs anyone with a brain knows that.

There's a place for every type of movie. Even poorly written comedies, old westerns, and imported Japanese horror films. ID4 rules, of course. The Grand Budapest Hotel is probably the best movie I've seen in the last few months. Hilarious.

I love everything, but what I'm into currently is punk, indy, alternative country, and pop...I usually switch between Farm Fresh Radio and 95-Triple-X on the dial. My most recent concerts were The Both, Against Me! and a bunch of local punk shows. I want to see Lorde live. I'm serious.

Food. It's all great, unless it's not. I love good food, and I love junk food, and everything in between. The portions at the Farm House are too small, I'll tell you that much, though. The Burlington area has so much great food to offer, so be thankful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The idea of good coffee. (In real life, I like $.99 Cumby's ice coffee.)

My son. He's eleven and awesome.



Musical instruments

Running sneakers

Sour Patch Kids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I'm definitely the best single guy on the market. If I'm not, link me to the profile of the guy that is.

I think about a lot of stuff, actually. I'm a big daydreamer. I bet I'd be a good sword fighter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's typical about a Friday night? Schedules are overrated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's no good answer to this, so I'll pass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'ma go a little unconventional here.

bout if you think that I'll like you?