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35 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:39pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I am pretty happy with my life and like who I am well enough. I have a job that I enjoy. It pays the bills and grants me enough freedom to pursue my real dreams. I am a very liberal and progressive minded person. I guess secular humanism best describes my world view. I don't believe in magic but I believe that existence itself is pretty damn magical. I have dabbled in many forms of artists self expression. I'm not particularly gifted or focused on any one thing. These days I'm trying my best to be a stand up comedian. Mostly just because it's a lot of fun and I meet some pretty fantastic people while doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I bought a house with two cabins in the back yard. I'm able to cover my mortgage by renting them out to my two best friends. I'm slowly but surely fixing the place up. I'm also working as a cook full time and planning on going back to college someday soon. But just living here with my friends and my dogs, cooking for a living while doing my hobbies is a pretty damn great life.
I’m really good at
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Nothing but I'm not terrible at much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a slight stutter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Badlands, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf? Walkabout,
Wake In Fright, Just Before Dawn, Attack The Block,
Dead Man (most Jim Jarmusch Movies)
Raising Arizona, Blood Simple (really most Cohen Brothers)
Aliens, Jaws, Old Godzilla movies, Blade Runner,

The Talking Heads LCD Sound-system The Magnetic Fields Flaming Lips Broadcast The Kinks The Cramps The Beatles Os Mutantes The Breeders The Pixies Serge Gainsburg MGMT TMBG Pavement

I love science fiction and video games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family and my two dogs Sprocket and Buster aren't really things but I need them. I'd be pretty bummed out if I lost my bass, comics, video games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be aware of what's going on in the worlds without being frustrated and sad all the time.
How to make art a serious part of my life without being pretentious or insufferable.
What the hell those people are thinking.
If who ever designed OkCupid just typed out the first handful of questions for people to use on their profiles that came to mind and called it good.
How the world will be in the near future. Like during my lifetime and my children's if I ever have any.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating if I should go out to a comedy open mic or if I should just stay home and relax in my cozy home with my dogs. I don't end up going out enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm seriously considering getting a vasectomy. Not because I don't like kids but because I'm doubtful about the future of the world.
You should message me if
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You're looking to widen your social circle or you want to go out on a date.