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37 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
NOTE: My profile went a bit pear shaped recently! OKC temporarily turned me into a 26 year old, single mum running a tattoo parlour somewhere in the USA. It has also lost all previous messages from people, so I'm not sure how far I got with replying to messages...
Still, I’m back to being me now. Here’s the blurb.. about me…

Things I like:
science, food, architecture, holidays, big hugs, my Kindle, random things I haven't done before, exhibitions, animated films, whisky, non-animated films, whiskey, pondering, pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, hikes on rocky bits, massages, walks on ridges, dry wit, sarcasm, bad karaoke, bad poker, good friendships, big great breakfasts................

Things I can't get my head around:
sailing, pork belly, sticking to diets, stiletto heels, rocking chairs, bad wine, instant coffee, win at pool or foosball, new languages, keeping pot plants alive
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I can remember before I see the next shiny thing
The first things people usually notice about me
Dunno.. the wart on my large beaky nose?
The six things I could never do without
My laptop
My phone
My internets
Good coffee
Proper breakfasts
Good whisky AND whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
finance jargon re_e_e_e_ally sl_o_w_w_w_ly - still don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Knackered, but at the pub with friends or knackered in front of Netflix with the best kebab and even better whisky/ whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
here? in public? I don't even admit private things in private!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I’ve learned a few things in the past few months about “my type”,
⁃ I lean towards intellect, not necessarily intellectuals just generally bright bulbs.
⁃ I find myself feeling impressed by a person’s ability to deconstruct, problem-solve and fix things.
⁃ I bond with people I can laugh with. Humour is crucial not just as witty comebacks but also in that all important perspective on life ...
- I like the smart arses better

I’ve also made a list of what is *not* my type,
⁃ If you are religious, don’t bother …. you’re a lovely person I’m sure, but we’ll never see eye to eye.
⁃ If you find yourself saying ‘I don’t care’ or ‘I can’t be bothered’ quite a bit…. you’ll most likely not be my favourite person in the world. I kindda like people that care and can be bothered.
⁃ Too much sappy, mushy, idealism freaks me out. Healthy levels of cynicism with an optimistic approach to things is way more comfortable.
⁃ Tempers and the tendency to flare up are an instant deal breaker. I am out of my depth with tantrums, that’s a job for Super Nanny.
⁃ If you believe you should be number 1 in your world, good for you. I get it, unfortunately I like the idea of greater causes and being able to put someone else’s needs and wants ahead of your own. That’s the kindda world I come from, so we’ll probably never get along.
⁃ If you are in your 20s, I’m flattered, but I don’t think I’m the ‘older woman’ you’re looking for. If you are under 20…… just….don’t.