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Last online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
6' 8" (2.03m)
Body Type
Full figured
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Afrikaans (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Answering match questions and reading the answers of others have taught me a lot about who I am and what my priorities are in life. For example, before OkCupid, I was a quiet church organist who enjoyed a flat white a few times a week. Now, I divide my days between burning American flags and volunteering at the seventeen closest abortion clinics. In the evenings, I teach self-defence classes for women and, at the week-end, give lectures to hungover frat boys about no meaning no. In my all-too-infrequent free time, I join-up with gangs of campy strangers to abduct straight-acting gay men and hand them over to the LGBTQIA (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Intelligence Agency: it's a thing, learn the handshake) for extra-ordinary rendition (which probably involves Cher music videos and 1970s musicals, but you didn't hear that from me). I am famous for my fedora-burning and beard-shaving parties. At fortnightly bookclub meetings, I offer considered emendations to the Gay Agenda.

Blastronaut and adventurekateer, I leap from one scintillating journey to another. Grab your favourite David Sedaris tome and off we go on some piquant oldster hijinks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fleeing the country! But seriously, folks...
I like elections. I got Queensland right and will reply to you right after I finish praying at the shrine of Annastacia Palaszczuk. Like the rest of us, I'm working on the medium-range goals of being in a leftist bookclub with Daniel Andrews, attending a Rabbitohs match with Anthony Albanese, shadowing Wayne Swan for a week, worshipping at the feet of Julia Gillard and becoming Andrew Barr's adopted child (yeah, might have missed the sell-by date on that one). Malcolm's Australia is such a joyous thing, but what's changed? What's real? How should we behave? How can we know? Should we shirtfront Thucydides?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having been a philosophy student, argumentation is something of a speciality of mine. I'm a virtuouso pianist who plays the organ for a living. I can politick with the best of them and am also fluent in Catholic and Jewish guilt. Warn your mother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For the record, I've been wearing bowties since before Matt Smith's Doctor. I suppose people think that I'm tall? I have this terrible Irish hair that does whatever it wants. It sometimes tries to attack innocent passers-by, which can get rather dicey, but I manage. Also, my glasses look vaguely retro, which is fun...unless I'm not wearing them, in which case I'm the guy talking to a hat rack about why the wall won't open.

Update: I got new glasses and they're blue-grey, so that's fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This section attempted a coup and is currently in gaol. This is the CliffsNotes version, viz., the top fives.

Books: Brideshead Revisited (Waugh); Mansfield Park (Austen); Bleak House (Dickens); Death Comes for the Archbishop (Cather); Agnes Grey (Brontë, A).

Filums: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Rushmore; Gosford Park; A Single Man; Apocalypse Now (the Redux is better).

Plays: Our Town (Wilder); History Boys (Bennett); Angels in America (Kushner); Waiting for Godot (Beckett); The Mystery of Irma Vep (Ludlam).

Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night's Dream; The Scottish Play; King Lear; Richard III; The Tempest.

Operas: Satyagraha (Glass); La Fille du Régiment (Donizetti); Hamlet (Thomas); Die Entführung aus dem Serail (Mozart); Carmen (Bizet).

Musicals: Evita; Pal Joey; Company; Follies; Sail Away.

Food: Kashmiri, French, Sushi, Italian, Malay.

Telly: As Time Goes By; To the Manor Born; Prime Suspect; Yes, Minister; Upstairs, Downstairs (the original, dammit!).

Currently reading: Sleeping on Jupiter (Roy); A Piece of the Whole (Toltz); History of Australia (MacIntyre).

Telly the kids are watching: Please Like Me; Bob's Burgers; A Place to Call Home; Fargo; American Horror Story.

Music the kids are (read: "were") listening to these days: Courtney Barnett; Waxahatchee; Houndmouth; Jamie XX; Stornoway.

Actors the kids are watching these days: Dame Judi Dench; Sir Ian McKellen; Dame Maggie Smith; Dame Helen Mirren; Bill Murray.

The kids on telly and in filum these days: Ben Whishaw; Shaun Evans; Tom Hughes; Dev Patel; Benedict Cumberbatch.

Random BBC 'celebrities': David Mitchell; Bill Bailey; Jimmy Carr; Clive Anderson; Jack Whitehall.

Philosophers: AJ "Freddie" Ayer; Charles Peirce; René Descartes; David Hume; John Stuart Mill.

Newspapers: The Guardian; The Age; The Canberra Times; The Sydney Morning Herald; The Independent.

The Tweeterers: @Brocklesnitch; @matwhi; @annabelcrabb; @maddydell; @SPENCERcNIEMETZ.

The Podcasts: Chat 10 Looks 3.

Favourite wine: Château d'Yquem.

Booze: my whisky comes from Scotland or it isn't my whisky; gin and vodka are fun pals, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. The Transcendental Unity of Apperception.
II. Ockham's Razor.
III. Logical Positivism.
IIIa. Otto Neurath's Boat.
IV. Feminism.
V. Master Morality.
VI. The Guardian.
VIa. Making fun of The Daily Mail.
VIb. Making fun of The Sun.
VII. Res ipsa Loquitur.
VIII. Reductio ad Absurdum.
IX. Latin.
X. Re-appropriated neo-Colonialism.
Xa. Blaming the Voortrekkers.
XI. Lists.
XIa. More lists.
XIb. Better lists.
XIc. Subdivided lists.
XII. Irregular Plurals.
XIII. Inventing titles.
XIV. Elections.
XV. Misandry. (Am I srs? Find out!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What is 'the Good'?"
Also: pondering whether the 'favourites' section is plotting against the government.

Srsly: Why does anyone read the Daily Mail?

(I'm pretty sure the 'favourites' are plotting a coup.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am having a loud debate about the difference between act and rule utilitarianism in a Starbucks parking lot. Recognise me now? (By the by, it was RULE utilitarianism because RULE utilitarianism has RULES.)

Despite all rumours to the contrary, I do not spend my Friday evenings reading The Daily Mail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of really dig Rules of Engagement reruns.
You should message me if
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Message me if you spend an inordinate amount of time reading Guardian reviews of everything. Let's compare our favourite twitter back-and-forths of the NT News. Allons-y!