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25 • Kansas City, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–42
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- 6′ 8″ (2.03m)
- Body type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Catholicism, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly)
Blastronaut and adventurekateer, I leap from one scintillating journey to another. Grab your favourite David Sedaris tome and off we go on some piquant oldster hijinks!
I like elections. I got Queensland right and will reply to you right after I finish praying at the shrine of Annastacia Palaszczuk. Like the rest of us, I'm working on the medium-range goals of being in a leftist bookclub with Daniel Andrews, attending a Rabbitohs match with Anthony Albanese, shadowing Wayne Swan for a week, worshipping at the feet of Julia Gillard and becoming Andrew Barr's adopted child (yeah, might have missed the sell-by date on that one). Morgan Polls get me. O #LibSpill where art thou?
Update: I think my glasses look aubergine now. I'm sure you wanted to know this crucial piece of information.
Books: Brideshead Revisited (Waugh); Mansfield Park (Austen); Bleak House (Dickens); Death Comes for the Archbishop (Cather); Agnes Grey (Brontë, A).
Filums: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Rushmore; Gosford Park; A Single Man; Apocalypse Now (the Redux is better).
Plays: Our Town (Wilder); History Boys (Bennett); Angels in America (Kushner); Waiting for Godot (Beckett); The Mystery of Irma Vep (Ludlam).
Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night's Dream; The Scottish Play; King Lear; Richard III; The Tempest.
Operas: Satyagraha (Glass); La Fille du Régiment (Donizetti); Hamlet (Thomas); Die Entführung aus dem Serail (Mozart); Carmen (Bizet).
Musicals: Evita; Pal Joey; Company; Follies; Sail Away.
Food: Kashmiri, French, Sushi, Italian, Malay.
Telly: As Time Goes By; To the Manor Born; Prime Suspect; Yes, Minister; Upstairs, Downstairs (the original, dammit!).
Telly the kids are watching: Bob's Burgers; Grantchester; New Girl; Mindy Project; Please Like Me.
Music the kids are (read: "were") listening to these days: Azealia Banks (Thank. Fucking. God.); FKA Twiggs; Courtney Barnett; Vance Joy; Lake Street Dive.
Actors the kids are watching these days: Dame Judi Dench; Sir Ian McKellen; Dame Maggie Smith; Dame Helen Mirren; Bill Murray.
The kids on telly and in filums these days: Ben Whishaw; Shaun Evans; Tom Hughes; Dev Patel; Benedict Cumberbatch.
Random BBC 'celebrities': David Mitchell; Bill Bailey; Jimmy Carr; Clive Anderson; Jack Whitehall.
Philosophers: AJ "Freddie" Ayer; Charles Peirce; René Descartes; David Hume; John Stuart Mill.
Newspapers: The Guardian; The Independent; The Canberra Times; Le Monde; Le Devoir.
Favourite wine: Château d'Yquem.
Booze: my whisky comes from Scotland or it isn't my whisky; gin and vodka are fun pals, too.
II. Ockham's Razor.
III. Logical Positivism.
IIIa. Otto Neurath's Boat.
V. Master Morality.
VI. The Guardian.
VIa. Making fun of The Daily Mail.
VIb. Making fun of The Sun.
VII. Res ipsa Loquitur.
VIII. Reductio ad Absurdum.
X. Re-appropriated neo-Colonialism.
Xa. Blaming the Voortrekkers.
XIa. More lists.
XIb. Better lists.
XIc. Subdivided lists.
XII. Irregular Plurals.
XIII. Inventing titles.
XV. Misandry. (Am I srs? Find out!)
Also: pondering whether the 'favourites' section is plotting against the government.
Srsly: Why does anyone read the Daily Mail?
(I'm pretty sure the 'favourites' are plotting a coup.)
Despite all rumours to the contrary, I do not spend my Friday evenings reading The Daily Mail.
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