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Buccleuch

25 M Kansas City, MO

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:01pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Afrikaans (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Answering match questions and reading the answers of others have taught me a lot about who I am and what my priorities are in life. For example, before OkCupid, I was a quiet church organist who enjoyed a white chocolate mocha a few times a week. Now, I divide my days between burning American flags and volunteering at the seventeen closest abortion clinics. In the evenings, I teach self-defence classes for women and, at the week-end, give lectures to hungover frat boys about no meaning no. In my all-too-infrequent free time, I join-up with gangs of campy strangers to abduct straight-acting gay men and hand them over to the LGBTQIA (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Intelligence Agency; it's a thing, learn the handshake) for extra-ordinary rendition (which probably involves Cher music videos and 1970s musicals, but you didn't hear that from me). I am famous for my fedora-burning and beard-shaving parties. At fortnightly bookclub meetings, I offer considered emendations to the Gay Agenda.

Blastronaut and adventurekateer, I leap from one scintillating journey to another. Grab your favourite David Sedaris tome and off we go on some piquant oldster hijinks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fleeing the country! But seriously, folks...
I like elections. 2013 was a busy and disappointing year, but 2014 promises to be gigantic and not very promising. Vastly improbable things have happened--like Kathleen Wynne winning a majority in Ontario--and depressing, inevitable things have happened--like BJP winning an outright majority in the Lok Sabha. At least we're ahead in the polls in Australia again--now we just need a double dissolution.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a philosophy student, argumentation is something of a speciality of mine. I'm a virtuouso pianist who plays the organ for a living. I can politick with the best of them and am also fluent in Catholic and Jewish guilt.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For the record, I've been wearing bowties since before Matt Smith's Doctor. I suppose people think that I'm tall? I have this terrible Irish hair that does whatever it wants. It sometimes tries to attack innocent passers-by, which can get rather dicey, but I manage. Also, my glasses look vaguely retro, which is fun...unless I'm not wearing them, in which case I'm the guy talking to a hat rack about why the wall won't open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section attempted a coup d'état and is currently in gaol. This is the CliffsNotes version, viz., the top fives.

Books: Brideshead Revisited (Waugh); Mansfield Park (Austen); Bleak House (Dickens); Death Comes for the Archbishop (Cather); Agnes Grey (Brontë, A).

Filums: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Nebraska (seriously, go see it--now!); Gosford Park; Witness for the Prosecution; Apocalypse Now (the Redux is better).

Plays: Our Town (Wilder); History Boys (Bennett); Angels in America (Kushner); Waiting for Godot (Beckett); The Mystery of Irma Vep (Ludlam).

Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night's Dream; The Scottish Play; King Lear; Richard III; The Tempest.

Operas: Satyagraha (Glass); La Fille du Régiment (Donizetti); Hamlet (Thomas); Die Entführung aus dem Serail (Mozart); Carmen (Bizet).

Musicals: Evita; Pal Joey; Company; Follies; Sail Away.

Food: Kashmiri, French, Sushi, Italian, Malay.

Telly: As Time Goes By; To the Manor Born; Prime Suspect; Yes, Minister; Upstairs, Downstairs (the original, dammit!).

Music the kids are (read: "were") listening to these days: Mika; The Mowgli's; Lorde; New Politics; Frank Turner.

Actors the kids are watching these days: Dame Judi Dench; Sir Ian McKellen; Dame Maggie Smith; Dame Helen Mirren; Sir Michael Gambon.

The kids on telly and in filums these days: Ben Whishaw; Shaun Evans; Tom Hughes; Dev Patel; Benedict Cumberbatch.

Random BBC 'celebrities': David Mitchell; Bill Bailey; Jimmy Carr; Clive Anderson; Jack Whitehall.

Philosophers: AJ "Freddie" Ayer; Charles Peirce; René Descartes; David Hume; John Stuart Mill.

Favourite wine: Château d'Yquem.

Booze: my whisky comes from Scotland or it isn't my whisky; gin and vodka are fun pals, too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. The Transcendental Unity of Apperception.
II. Ockham's Razor.
III. Logical Positivism.
IIIa. Otto Neurath's Boat.
IV. Feminism.
V. Master Morality.
VI. The Guardian.
VIa. Making fun of The Daily Mail.
VIb. Making fun of The Sun.
VII. Res ipsa Loquitur.
VIII. Reductio ad Absurdum.
IX. Latin.
X. Re-appropriated neo-Colonialism.
Xa. Blaming the Voortrekkers.
XI. Lists.
XIa. More lists.
XIb. Better lists.
XIc. Subdivided lists.
XII. Irregular Plurals.
XIII. Inventing titles.
XIV. Elections.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What is 'the Good'?"
Also: pondering whether the 'favourites' section is plotting against the government.

Seriously. Why does anyone read the Daily Mail?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am having a loud debate about the difference between act and rule utilitarianism in a Starbucks parking lot. Recognise me now? (By the by, it was RULE utilitarianism because RULE utilitarianism has RULES.)

Despite all rumours to the contrary, I do not spend my Friday evenings reading The Daily Mail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read The Daily Mail.

LOL JK!! GOT YOU!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you don't read The Daily Mail (lol jk, minus the jk part). You should send me a message if you have a hankering to jet off to the Congo and do some 'real' journalism. If you're learning a language in order to communicate/live in your dream spot. If you're learning Ladakhi, we'll be neighbours. If you message me, we could compare our gardening sketches or blueprints for country estates.