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  • Ages 24-42
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Last online
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6' 8" (2.03m)
Body Type
Full figured
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Afrikaans (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Answering match questions and reading the answers of others have taught me a lot about who I am and what my priorities are in life. For example, before OkCupid, I was a quiet church organist who enjoyed a flat white a few times a week. Now, I divide my days between burning American flags and volunteering at the seventeen closest abortion clinics. In the evenings, I teach self-defence classes for women and, at the week-end, give lectures to hungover frat boys about no meaning no. In my all-too-infrequent free time, I join-up with gangs of campy strangers to abduct straight-acting gay men and hand them over to the LGBTQIA (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Intelligence Agency: it's a thing, learn the handshake) for extra-ordinary rendition (which probably involves Cher music videos and 1970s musicals, but you didn't hear that from me). I am famous for my fedora-burning and beard-shaving parties. At fortnightly bookclub meetings, I offer considered emendations to the Gay Agenda.

Blastronaut and adventurekateer, I leap from one scintillating journey to another. Grab your favourite David Sedaris tome and off we go on some piquant oldster hijinks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Once construction of my shrine to Julia Gillard is complete, I can begin phase II...

I'm an organist/pianist who also plays saxophone in a community band. We get heckled. It's a blast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm fluent in Catholic and Jewish guilt, so you've been warned. I read philosophy at university, so I can also tell you why you're wrong if you don't listen to the guilt. I work with presentation as well as argumentation, so be prepared for your media-coached demise.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm rather tall, so that's a thing. I wear heaps bow ties, waistcoats and turtlenecks, but I still think I'm real, not a Wes Anderson character. I'm p cold blooded, so I only wear short pants under duress. I have neat glasses that look as though they've been fashioned from wood, and my rugged Irish hair speaks in a thick brogue whilst causing wanton destruction hither and yon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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After a second coup attempt, this section is in detention at an undisclosed location. This is what I'm verbing now/recently/sharpish:

Currently reading: A Fraction of the Whole (Toltz); Sleeping on Jupiter (Roy); Who is Charlie? (Todd).

Filums I hope to see?: Brooklyn; (as someone I follow says) all I want is to lesbian watch the lesbian movie Carol; the Danish Girl.

Current telly: American Horror Story; Please Like Me; Fargo; Bob's Burgers; A Place to Call Home.

Currentish music: Courtney Barnett; Jamie XX; Clairy Browne and the Bangin' Rackettes; Drake.

Food: Kashmiri, French, Sushi, Malay.

Philosophers: AJ "Freddie" Ayer; Charles Peirce; René Descartes; David Hume.

Newspapers: The Guardian; The Age; The Canberra Times; The Sydney Morning Herald; The Independent.

The Tweeterers: @Brocklesnitch; @matwhi; @annabelcrabb; @maddydell; @SPENCERcNIEMETZ.

The Podcasts: Chat 10 Looks 3; Silent Australia; Bring a Plate.

Favourite wine: Château d'Yquem.

Booze: my whisky comes from Scotland or it isn't my whisky; gin: tanqueray rangpur; vodka: grey goose or cîroq.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. The Transcendental Unity of Apperception.
II. Ockham's Razor.
III. Logical Positivism.
IIIa. Otto Neurath's Boat.
IV. Feminism.
V. Master Morality.
VI. The Guardian.
VIa. Making fun of The Daily Mail.
VIb. Making fun of The Sun.
VII. Res ipsa Loquitur.
VIII. Reductio ad Absurdum.
IX. Latin.
X. Re-appropriated neo-Colonialism.
Xa. Blaming the Voortrekkers.
XI. Lists.
XIa. More lists.
XIb. Better lists.
XIc. Subdivided lists.
XII. Irregular Plurals.
XIII. Inventing titles.
XIV. Elections.
XV. Misandry. (Am I srs? Find out!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a fair piece of time ironing out how problematic the classical liberals were/are (e.g. Mill—roiling socialism for the win!). In my spare time, I misapply collective nouns for fun (e.g. a flock of deer).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am having a loud debate about the difference between act and rule utilitarianism in a Starbucks parking lot. Recognise me now? (By the by, it was RULE utilitarianism because RULE utilitarianism has RULES.)

Despite all rumours to the contrary, I do not spend my Friday evenings reading The Daily Mail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kind of really dig Rules of Engagement reruns.
You should message me if
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Message me if you spend an inordinate amount of time reading Guardian reviews of everything. Let's compare our favourite twitter back-and-forths of the NT News. Allons-y!