Let's live dangerously and define our mess later :) Vague enough for ya ??

And I recognize my pics will hardly be construed as avant-garde. I know it's lame, but ultimately a conundrum...how to provide sufficient aesthetic to entice those that should be enticed, while also preserving some discretion. I'd prefer to selectively explore the very best part of getting to know someone, which is, well, getting to know them beyond a "place-in-time" photo and some text. Translation: I understand the importance of guaging chemistry and compatability, but lobbing superlatives over the electric fence is not my idea of pursuing intersect. Even at that, online chemistry does not necessarily translate to "In-Person" excitement, or ultimately, "Clothes-Off Nekkidness" excitement. And calm down, I'm not that guy...just sayin it matters long term ;) We're adults, right?

And please...I'm anything but daunting. I'm a lamb :-)
However, if you can't appreciate veiled humor and jest, life in my dimension will be maddening. I promise you that when I'm not channelling Charlie Sheen, my stars do align to reveal a sensitive, mature, and compassionate man.

Life has happened to us all differently. Let's not work too hard on manufacturing common ground. Rather, let's celebrate our differences and unique experiences. My life is very rich and fulfilling and I look forward to sharing my time and hope you do to.

I'm a creative, shrewd, wishfully artistic, Harvard-educated Poet....likely the only one of my kind. However, this is not Renaissance Europe so my life has taken shape in the form of a vigilant father and Firefighter :-) Moreover, I'm trying to figure out the science behind OKC...I answer some questions and take a test and next thing I know I'm a cocky perv wielding a pitchfork!! I'll concede I'm not currently being considered for Sainthood, but nor am I riding the express train to hell! Nonetheless, walk in with your eyes open...

Eating...I eat like I'm in a penitentiary!

....are my extremely long eyelashes. Until I open my mouth and out pours my charming Irish Wit....although I don't look Irish. Most of the time, I look oddly Spanish :-)

Why read, watch, or play it when I could be eating it!? But don't worry, I promise to look through your laundry list of well-thought-out favorites so you don't feel as though you spent an hour thinking of them in vain...

In no particular order...
1. Children (Including my own...Most days)
2. Food (More Specifically Meat)
3. Sports (Both Playing and Watching)
4. Travel (Local and Abroad)
5. Private Time (Tracking Bigfoot Introspectively)
6. Water.....In any form: Rain, Oceans, Lakes, Rivers, Puddles, etc.

**I would have to include as an addendum the following:
Mindless observation, people watching, art appreciation, and creative pursuits (landscaping, decorating/remodeling, kid projects) I enjoy these activities "unplugged" :-)

That's a deep well my friend......

Relaxing, Working, or Pacing feverishly in anticipation of College Football Saturdays....

I've had a manicure....by choice.......Maybe more than once....
I like being well-kept. Sue me!
But do not mistake me for anything resembling a "Metro"...I'm not from these here parts. I'm 100% "Guy" that appreciates 100% women. I can fix anything, cook anything, and I'm 677-0 against all children in arguments or feats of strength

As for you... In no particular order: You must be fit, intelligent, personable, attractive, and employed. This is not a wish list. I'm looking for simple fun and intimacy, in its many forms, but not in the form of reckless or "one-off" encounters. I am typically drawn to cerebral women that are accomplished, outgoing, well-traveled and above all else Passionate!! If you possess no true passion, you have no earthly purpose in my world :-)

Initially, we need to rock it casual and without pretense. Walks, coffee, drinks, haircuts, drive-bys, run-bys, etc. all work for an initial "sanity check"??? And please, be forthright about your age, weight, photos, etc. in advance or I will go rogue and army crawl out of the joint. Unless for some reason we are in Vegas....then I'll just ditch you in the Nickel Slots!

In return, I won't ask you to meet me in a dark parking garage and await an envelope with further instructions.....

And don't worry...I'll gladly reach out to you if interested. I'll simply interpret "crickets" or Ninja silence as "uninterested" and return to my place among the rank-n-file ;-)