A fairly witty fella, more sarcastic and dry than a knock-knock kinda guy. Rather laid back, at times bordering on comatose.

I'm a great lover of art, in many forms, though sadly rather lacking in the skills. I've got two paintings in my head that will stay there unless there's an extreme breakthrough in viewing and extracting/emulating brainwaves is imminent.

Although I have rather a common tongue and my vocabulary's not quite as broad as I'd like, words are a good friend of mine, one I should really hang out with more rather than idly browsing and posting online. I used to write quite alot (of rubbish, mostly) and need someone I can bounce off of.

I've always found people who can talk philosophy as easily as cartoons most stimulating and engaging, there's nothing worse than talking a couple of subjects to death then having nothing.

Not fullfilling my potential apparantly, rather an echo of my old school reports. It's a hard life when you're not quite a genius.

Cynicism, playing guitar, being a good listener, coming up with risque jokes, pub quizzes.

Noticing things like the part of my profile that says "Likes children", doesn't sound off putting at all!

You'd have to ask them really, despite my years of fine tuning my psychic abilities, I've failed to even guess what number people are thinking of given the choice of one number.

I may be singing Hank Williams Sr. Lost Highway mind.

1984, Hope Against Hope.
Withnail & I, Brasil.
Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake, Martin Grech, Katell Keineg, Hamell on Trial.
Stuff that tastes good?

Sticky Fingers the Rolling Stones album, original UK vinyl release with fully working zipper.

My promo copy of Grace Legacy Edition, sent to me by Jeff Buckleys mum Mary Guibert.

My computer and all things internet.

My family and friends, much love to them.

My mind.

Life.

What would Woody Allens films be like if he was a black Muslim? Why is it that 95% of the best actors in the world play the same character 95% of the time? Why does Simon Cowell exist?

Not on a date with you. Shall we change that?

No? Fair enough then.

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You like puppies. I have some, just follow me down this alley...