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24 Harrisburg, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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TL;DR: I'm a young version of Bob Belcher. The sarcasm, the bad jokes, the undeniable sexual appeal. What can I say?

420 enthusiast. Gamer. Nerd. Beard.

I'm quiet at first and can be slightly awkward, but that fades quickly; well, the quiet part fades anyway.

ISFP, for those interested in Myers-Briggs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently at Penn State Harrisburg, working on my second undergrad degree. I'm in Computer Science, already have an English degree, and plan to use them for game design.

I have 2 dogs, Pug/English Bulldog mixes. They're the types of dogs non-dog people usually like... once they've stopped trying to get hugs. They're still relatively young.

Gym 2 - 3 times a week. Have to stay in shape.

I'm also guild leader of an active guild on World of Warcraft and run a D&D campaign (which is coming to a close in the near future).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being the sarcastic one in the group.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sarcastic and if I'm comfortable I'll say the first thing that comes to mind (can be a good or bad thing). Also, the flaming red beard is hard to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read about a page a minute, making reading for pleasure extremely difficult to me. I tend to enjoy series instead of one shot novel(la)s. I particularly like Fantasy/Sci-Fi. I've been really interested in Sci-Fi since I realized it was more than just "stuff blowing up in space;" Philip K. Dick is really interesting.

Movies: The Hangover, LOTR, Donnie Darko, The Invention of Lying, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, etc.
Shows: Wilfred (seriously, not enough people watch this show), New Girl, The Walking Dead, That 70s Show, Awake, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Arrested Development, Boy Meets World, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Broad City, Men at Work . I watch SNL weekly.

Overall a big fan of dark comedy, twist endings that take multiple viewings/readings to catch everything, and all things nerdy.

Music: Say Anything, Kid Cudi, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, Motion City Soundtrack, Cobra Starship, Eminem, Macklemore/Ryan Lewis, the Fray, Mayday Parade, OneRepublic.

Food: I like fast food way more than I should.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Despite my best efforts, whatever is going wrong at the moment nags at me.

I'm also usually listening for a good spot to insert humor.

And sex. But I think that's most of us.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Varies greatly.

I'm either helping an older family member or out and about (downtown/party/cruising).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty fucking oblivious. It's starting to get embarrassing. This is my life now.
You should message me if
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you noticed the fact that I don't have "new friends" in my "looking for" section. Cupid is in the name of this site; I understand if you're looking for new friends, but this is a free dating site.

You can teach me how to Lucid Dream. Been trying for years with no success.

Also, bonus points to those who message first. I've seen the inboxes of some of my female friends on this site. Guys messaging first means next to nothing on here because those of us who are trying to take the site seriously are lost in a sea of horrible one-liners.

420 friendly, so bonus points for that.

Third set of bonus points for fellow gingers.