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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:29am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I am Married and enjoying my married life. I am a person who is rather content with his life. I am a geek and proud of it. I like to view myself as an open minded person who is willing to listen to reason. I am poly but I have also made good friends without benefits on this site. So don't be afraid to say hi no matter what your looking for.I currently don't know how to drive, so places near the bus stops are my preference. Also don't get offended if I don't respond right away, I am kept busy by work and social events.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in produce. I do my best to make my wife happy (A happy wife makes a happy Husband in are relationship) and hang out with my friends. I am working on a novel and my wife is working on the squeal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing in my wifes opinion (Not fully in mine). Playing TCGs. Taking care of children. Helping people with their stories by adding constructive criticism and being the guy to bounce ideas of off.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am big and when dawning the right shirt a geek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This list will expand as time keeps going forward. I like stuff to much.
Books-Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy. To kill a mocking bird.
Movies-Watchmen, Fight Club, Bat Man Under the Red Hood, Shaun of the Dead, Crank and Crank 2, A Clockwork Orange, 2001 a Space Odyssey, Office Space, Happy Feet movies, Bad Boy Bubby, American Psycho, Blade Runner, Flash Gordon, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Zombie Land, Casualties of War, Repo the Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Apocalypse Now, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog,

Shows-Doctor Who, Star Trek the Next Generation, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Yugioh, Naruto, Archer, Dexter, Raw, Breaking Bad, Law and Order SVU, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, The Office, House, Myth Busters, Burn Notice, Young Justice, 90s Spiderman, 90s X-Men, 90s Batman, 90s Superman (oh 90s cartoons =-D), Angel, Buffy, Firefly, Doll House, Fringe, Dead Like Me, Daria, Veronica Mars.

Food-Pizza, Sandwiches, Tai food, Won Ton Soup, Steamed Dumplings, Tacos, Burritos, Breakfast Sandwiches, Breakfast Burritos.

Games- Bushido Blade, skyrim, mass effect series (Mordin made this game my favorite thing SciFi related) , Arkham city, Dragon Ball budakai tenkaihchi 3, most naruto fighters, mine craft, pokemon, and old Zelda games give me nostalgia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Wife (If I didn't put her first on this list my vows would have been rather meaningless)
My dad (We are the best of friends)
My Friends (They make up a good portion of my day)
Kids (I have been wanting to work in a daycare and hopefully become a play therapist when I grow up. My life ambitions would be obliterated if Kids didn't exist anymore)
Movies (They keep me entertained)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I learned in my human sexuality class that the male brain tends to be less active than a female brain when a man isn't stimulated by an activity. My answer to this question is that if I am not in the MOMENT (AKA doing something) than I am not really thinking. Also geeky stuff like my story, super heroes, TRGs, and a table top game called hero clixs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work or watching news/science stuff on youtube because I don't have a friend who has a sleep schedule anywhere close to mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am an open book. I admit everything! I feel that that is a bit of a cop out however so I am willing to admit that I have a moderate porno collection and cosplayed as a pink cat boy while my wife had me on a leash.
You should message me if
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I admire if someone said hi how are you today or asked a question. If you want someone to discuss things online (I like to learn stuff about people cause I am a werido). If your profile has questions I haven’t answered (I like answering questions). If you have a question for me. If you think we would make good friends. If you like gaming and want to hang. If you know what a D20 is and like super heroes. If you are a fellow geek and want to hang out. If you think you have a dog more durpy and loveable than mine. If you play Pokemon and are looking for someone to battle.