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44 M Columbia, SC

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13, 2006
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm me. I don't really know what else to say. I generally think it's not so much what you're like as it is what you like that makes up who you are. If you agree with that, then we would probably get along.

I am a smartass, filled with charisma, and frustrating as hell
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
searching for happiness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people feel secure and comfortable around me. Mixing shots. Handling drama. Trivia. Playing EA sports games on my PS2. Billiards. Debating(we call it arguing down South). Spelling. And, finally, I am probably the best bouncer you will ever meet(whether that's impressive or's true).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My size. It's unavoidable. Just don't judge me based on that. We don't all fit the "big, dumb animal" stereotype.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books--A Separate Peace, G.G. Marquez is cool, Stephen King used to be fun, old circa 70's comic books, and(of course)The Catcher in the Rye

Movies--The entire Quentin Tarantino collection, Eternal Sunshine, Empire Strikes Back, A Clockwork Orange, Closer, Fight Club, High Fidelity, The Usual Suspects, the Godfather trilogy, Vanilla Sky, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, American History X, any Kevin Smith movie and many, many more

Music--Beastie Boys, Ben Harper, Radiohead, Erykah Badu, Stevie Wonder, DJ Shadow, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay, Mos Def, Zero 7, Steely Dan, The Roots, Damien Rice, Atmosphere, Beck, Bill Withers and on and on and on

Foods--sushi, fine dining, thai, southern, indian, italian, mexican, and just about anything else out there. I mean look at me. Obviously, I know how to eat.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


2-close friends





I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Narcolepsy. The number 13. Shaun Alexander. Charleston. My facial hair. How incredibly unjust and generally unrewarding life is. The future. Insomnia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
almost always working. I work in a bar, so it's usually still a good time. Nothing will skew your perception of reality quite like a decade of bar life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have seven piercings. The obvious ones are the two ears, one tongue, and my labret. The not so obvious? I also have both nipples pierced and a p.a.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–74
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you like bright, funny, inexplicably cute big guys...or just if I seem interesting to you.