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27 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm originally from the United Hates of Ascarica (if you truly understand my username you know what i mean), a small New York town, to be more specific. I drove out here 2 years ago to try to break into the vfx industry.

I'm really hoping to be able to transition within my lifetime to operating a computer via an iron man type setup where I'm walking around waving my arms.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a visual effects artist. I've simulated fire, earth, wind, and water. The only element I have yet to simulate is heart.
I subscribe to a "Captain Planet" view of the elements, as opposed to a "Fifth Element" or "scientific" view.
I’m really good at
Pizza making! I spent a decade working in pizza places. For nearly 2 years now I've been making them as close to from scratch as I can get without growing tomatoes, spices, or wheat, or getting a cow.
The first things people usually notice about me
Astute observers may notice the scar on my left eyebrow. Ask me and I'll tell you the incredibly badass backstory behind it where I just obliviously walked in front of a swing when I was 2, although that's pretty much the entire story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can easily get into a zone where I will just binge away on whatever media I'm enjoying, although it's usually tv shows and online news articles, particularly science news. I love reading about all the things currently being discovered about in the universe, even if I can't appreciate them on the same level as, say, your Neil Degrasse Tyson or your Carl Sagan (featuring Stephen Hawking!)

I've been getting into Vonnegut recently.

Movies: Pootie Tang, Highlander (1st only), Anchorman, American Psycho, Slither, In the Mouth of Madness, Wet Hot American Summer, and The Big Lebowski.

TV: Star Trek (TNG most of all, all the others are mostly good except for enterprise which just sucks), X-files, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Seinfeld, The Wire, House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Twin Peaks, Mr Show, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost, and Trailer Park Boys.

Music: Hall and Oates (saw 'em live last year. They still got it.) Dj Shadow, Yes, MF Doom, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, rjd2, Electric Light Orchestra, Rush, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deltron, David Bowie, Air.

Food: pizza, sushi, jalapenos, mangoes, guacamole, and pico de gallo.

Video games: Chrono Trigger, A Link to The Past, and probably at the top of the list, all the old school Sierra "quest" games. Space Quest, King's Quest, Quest for Glory, and yes, even Police Quest.
The six things I could never do without
I don't want to be so dramatic as to say that these are things I could never do without, but these things are usually present in my day in some capacity or another, because they're awesome.

-hot showers.
-coffee (1 or 2 at the start)
-tea (all day after that. Black tea, green tea, white tea).
- my goofy looking finger toe running shoes.
- the internet
-Nature. There is some pretty beautiful stuff out there
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how the worst part about time travel would be when you arrived, to your surprise, in deep space. I'm no scientist, but my gut tells me that a time-travel vortex or what have you would have no reason to spit you out neatly on the Earth's surface at your destination time, unless you factored into your equations some pretty heavy duty calculations regarding the Earth's position relative to the sun, relative to the center of the Milky Way, relative to all the other shit that things are orbiting around. Makes a much better setup for a "lost in space" type story than your typical time travel story.

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some words in my profile that seem to have been spelled correctly may have been in fact originally misspelled, but I fixed them because of the glaring red line that appears. You'll never know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You want to meet up and grab a few drinks.

- You'd be into showing me some great hiking spots.

- You've got some TV shows that you think I might like that you'd be willing to re-watch with me, either at a reasonable rate or binge-style.