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30 M Saint Louis, MO

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Last Online
Today – 10:39am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German

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My self-summary
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PIC (Partner in crime) Wanted!

Looking for someone that is interested in life, laughs, and adventure. However, must be OK with "white collar" crimes. I'm not fit for the big house, I just want the "Country Club" prison. This position requires a sense of adventure and a hint of goofy.

One must be able to join a Mahna Mahna chorus, and remember that life doesn't have to be serious.

The PIC requester finds methods to have fun in any method. From a Mahna Mahna Chorus in the waffle house, to Gangnam style.

Preferred traits:
A Dash of Sarcasm.
A Dash of humility.
A Pinch of philosopher.
1/2 cup of goofball.
3 cups of honesty.
2 cups of adventure.
With a side of awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm working a job which I love, and I get 4 days off a week, and it gives me the opportunity for lots of free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to others, and offering objective opinions. I'm really good at monopoly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A: Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Michael Criton's the Lost World, Tom Clancy's Debt of Honor, and Executive orders (I think).

B. Shawshank Redemption (Pretty much any movie staring Morgan Freeman, he's a damn good actor), Super Troopers, The Girl Next Door, Ladder 49, The Green Mile, Hitch, How to Lose a guy in 10 Days (they were funny), Day after Tomorrow, Walking Tall, a lot of action movies with a plot, I'm throwing Stargate SG-1, and Atlantis here too.

C. Bobbie Pinson - Man Like Me, Garth Brooks, Kieth Anderson, Aerosmith, Kiss, Motley Crew, Silvertide, Fallout Boy, Billy Currington, Blake Shelton, Toby Keith, Josh Gracin, Josh Turner, Jackie Wilson, Edwin Starr, Sean Paul, Sean something cohen, Alan Jackson, Trent Tomlinson, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Nelly, Limp Bizkit, and MANY MORE!

D. Food is always nice. I prefer a steak, and a baked potato to almost anything. Heck, I'll eat almost anything (takes a bite out of his desk).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Computer (Yes, I am a geek.)
3. Dog (ahh Old Yeller *tear* scratch that marley and me, I cry everytime)
4. Car is nice
5. Pack of Cards, You're just gonna have to ask why.
6. Music, music can help me define my mood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I only knew what typical was. Let's see, Go karts, Mini Golf, Waffle House, Denny's, and/or Six Flags, I'm not sure there is a typical...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have problems lying, I blush or start to laugh. Yes, that's right I have difficulties lying. That also means you can ask me anything I'd probably tell you the truth. (I like to make a lot of wise cracks though.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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Ohh, I know cause you know I'm dead sexy baby. (not really) (nods head) yes it's true (shakes head).

If you get the above reference you're awesome!

Ps. Normally I don't do open relationships but it is what it is. I'm interested in going out on dates and just having a good time.