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Buffalomany

28 M Brighton, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If forced due to some undisclosed threat to flatter myself with a positive description I would say I'm a decent, creative, relatively funny and personable able person. Though mainly people focus more on my hair so all that stuff is irrelevant. I'm more commonly summarised by others as simply 'curly' so that'll do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If this was an actual conversation my answer to this could go either of these ways:

Answer 1: I write and perform. Mainly comedic things; done some stand-up, written some articles, put on some pieces/ plays/ sketches in places etc, currently co-running a monthly variety night full of odd and unusual acts. That kind of thing, y'know.

Answer 2: Sudying to be a mental health nurse.

The second one makes me sound like a responsible person, which is probably misleading so I say the first one as a sort of disclaimer; to clue people in to the lurking idiocy of my nature.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stealth. Which is probably unstealthy of me now I think about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand up: Louis CK, Simon Munnery, John Mulaney, Paul F Tompkins, Richard Herring, Jimmy Pardo, Maria Bamford, Tony Law, Stewart Lee, Nick Helm.

TV: Mr Show, Lucky Louie, Louie, The US Office, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Limmy's Show.

Podcasts: Never Not Funny, Comedy Bang Bang, WTF, Richard Herring stuff, Peacock and Gamble.

Music: Wave Pictures, Regina Spektor, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Pixies, The Breeders, Johnny Cash, The Cardiacs, Sparks, Tom Waits, The Wedding Present, Holly Golightly, Magnetic Fields, Yann Tiersen, The Buzzcocks, The Rezillos, Loudon Wainwright III, Micachu and The Shapes, Elvis Costello, Lady Sovereign

Films: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Play It Again Sam, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Amelie, Delicatessen, Withnail & I, Crank 2, 2 Days In Paris
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well due to the close-knit bond we've formed down the mine and through the challenges and distress caused by a previous difficult relationship we were all involved in, I'd have to say the other six dwarves I live with. They're my bro's
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably somewhere on here: http://jfkdrinkinghabit.blogspot.co.uk/

Oh, and I have a podcast at itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-o…id632514944?mt=2
or
www.offbeatshowoff.podbean.com/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel anyway inclined to. I'm not on here for any particular reason and would be glad to hear from anyone.