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24 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, White
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Here's lookin' at you, kid," Messaged the suitor before he logged off his account.

That's how I see this whole internet dating scene. It means well. It has the right words, right lines, right people, but there's a definite rhythm that's not there. You can see lyrics on a page, but it's hard to judge anything but the phrasing. Like the lyrics, its hard for me to get my full self in black and white. I can assume its also a daunting task for you ladies that are sifting through messages trying to discern who's trying to get to know you fully and who's just trying to get fresh. At the moment I'm just looking for a homegirl. If you're not sure on what I mean by that you could always message.

I'm just looking for a change of speed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing fills the gaps in my life. When I'm not writing I'm at work or Cstate. I'm an English/Philosophy major. Planning my escape from Columbus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people think, writing, listening, scheming.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My presence. I'm an entertainer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything that makes me think. I like dark, twisting books or movies, like House Of leaves and A Secret Window.

I don't watch too much TV.

Music wise I like just about everything. I listen to a lot of rap, indie, and folk.

I love me some tofu tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whiskey, freedom, hope, conversation, companionship, music, the 4th dimension.

Added one. Problem with that?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think of everything. My thoughts are cooked rotisserie. The meat being the subject and the flame my focus. Its not an even spin, but everything gets some time. What made me, why I am the way I am, and where this loco locomotive is heading. I think about politics, transcendentalism, and if and how I can actually help this world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town. Probably at a show, the movies, or a party. If everything falls through i just go to hookah and/or write.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You'll never really know me. It's not that I don't want to share. I am just truly too much to handle. You'll try to compare me to what you know. It'll be intriguing at first. Like a challenging riddle or an abstract poem. Through out the course of things, though, you'll feel like I don't give in. Like I'm a lost cause. You'll tell yourself I take way more than I can give. This will make you feel isolated. You'll convince yourself you're better without me and we'll go our separate ways. You'll miss how much I cared about you but never enough to come back.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to someone that's truly interested in what you have to say.

If you want someone to workout, meditate, or do yoga with.

Also, I'm not looking for anyone younger than me. I know it seems arbitrary but maturity is extremely valuable to me.