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Buford_Douglas

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Note: I'm currently traveling in my home state and possibly others after that; looking for new friends (and new friends who are also amorous partners) in these other places that I occasionally visit, as well as people to hang with when I get back to Brooklyn.

I think of myself as a flâneur (a fancy 19th century French history term for a guy who loiters around cafés and walks the city, taking in its atmospherea loafer). But, I'm also a country rube from a place that features prominently in the Grapes of Wrath. And, even though I've broadened my horizons, I'm still most comfortable with the stuff I was into growing up.

I'm on CouchSurfing and compulsively check into foursquare. I'm dilettantish in pursuing most of my interests, which are numerous. I'm a complete hypocrite, but I feel bad about it. I actually did go to Space Camp and even there I was one of the weird/ostracized kids.

"Arma-se em carapau de corrida."

I used to have an HO scale train layout.

"Available" means I see someone primarily, but not exclusively, and it's consensual. Unicorns and couples are also welcome, if that's your deal, but if not then I'm not asking you to embrace it.

Also, in case any of this is relevant: I consider myself to be hetreoflexible/pan(ish), but only for physical interactions and I'm much more discerning and preferential when it comes to attraction to people with masculine features. For that reason I don't mark "bi" at the top of my profile. I'm into kink generally and BDSM when I encounter partners who share that interest (I'm switch, but mostly dominant). It's by no means required that you share the interest, but feel free to find me on FetLife if you do. Finally, I sort of identify with people who think of themselves as queer, but feel presumptuous using that term myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get the good ending in Bust-a-Move.

Also, just finished law school. I specialize in bird law.

Also, trying to learn about bikes, cities and urban planning, trains, activism/advocacy, gardens, people, ceramics, whiskey, music. I really want to start playing music with people again (singing & guitar, bass, or moog). Also, I guess I should note somewhere that I occasionally run distance (prefer 10k) when I'm not too lazy.
I’m really good at
ain't good at pretty talkin, that's for damned sure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lolita (& other Nabokov); One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series (& other Douglas Adams); Der Mensch erscheint im Holozän; War and Peace; The Lord of the Rings Trilogy/Tetralogy (& other Tolkien); various Kafka; Farewell, My Lovely (& other Raymond Chandler); The Lives of the Twelve Caesars by Suetonius (he's like the Jerry Springer of the silver age of Latin literature!); Song of Ice & Fire Series by George R.R. Martin; Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim (& other David Sedaris); Dune.

Movies: The Third Man; Barry Lyndon (& other Stanley Kubrik); The Empire Strikes Back; Monty Python's the Meaning of Life; Ghostbusters; The Big Lebowski (& other Coen Bros.); History of the World: Part I (& other Mel Brooks); Evil Dead 2; One, Two, Three (& other Billy Wilder); Jackie Brown (& other Tarrantino); M (& other Fritz Lang); Beetlejuice (& other Tim Burton); The Dark Crystal; Deconstructing Harry (& other Woody Allen); Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen (& other Herzog); The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters; Goodbye Lenin!

TV Shows: Simpsons (until about 1999); Seinfeld; Ren & Stimpy; Firefly; Arrested Development; Monty Python's Flying Circus; Black Adder; Battlestar Galactica (new one); The Muppet Show; Futurama; Dexter; Star Trek (TOS and TNG); Rome; 30 Rock; Twin Peaks; Misfits; Avatar: The Last Airbender; Mad Men; Breaking Bad; Boardwalk Empire; Doctor Who; It's Always Sunny.

Music (by album): OK Computer (& other Radiohead); Pinkerton (& other 1990s Weezer); Speaking in Tongues (& other Talking Heads); Abbey Road (& other Beatles); Trompe Le Monde (& other Pixies); Keep it Like a Secret (& other Built to Spill); Time Out (& other Dave Brubeck); I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (& other Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst); Pet Sounds; Hunky Dory (& other Bowie); Figure 8 (& other Elliott Smith); various Glen Miller; Sumday (& other Grandaddy); Lola vs. Powerman (& other Kinks); The Moon and Antarctica (& other Modest Mouse), Satanic Panic in the Attic (& other of Montreal); Purple Rain (& other Prince); Meat is Murder (& other Smiths); some hyphy; some John Williams; Schubert (but maybe that goes without saying).

Food: Indian; Café fare; Portuguese; Moroccan; Austrian; California-Mexican; Chicken & Waffles; Ethiopian; Burgers; Pizza. I usually eat vegetarian at home, meat out.

Though unprompted, I'll throw in a few video games for good measure: Skyrim; Morrowind; BioShock; Portal; Legend of Zelda (especially LttP and OoT); Day of the Tentacle; Myth II: Soulblighter; GoldenEye; Worms Armageddon; Portal; Earthbound; Super Mario RPG; StarTropics; Mario Kart (all of them).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why am I such an idiot?

Why are my plants dying?

Are archaeopteryx fossils still cool now that they've found feathered raptor fossils?

Where can I get the music they play at Mamoun's Falafel?

and reddit, along with its impact on how effectively my time is spent
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing this with you (you would probably be the Butt-head to my Beavis)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
(1) You want company for
(a) video games on SNES, NES, Genesis, xbox 360, Wii, or any other platform (seriously, I want more friends with whom I can play or talk about games, whether amorous or platonic, so let me know you're into that and you're at the top of the list);
(b) board games like CharDee MacDennis, Settlers of Catan, Cranium, Munchkin, Nuclear War, Dominion, Fluxx, Risk;
(c) karaoke and soju;
(d) ska shows (a la high school, and you'd best be skunking);
(e) bike rides;
(f) fado (preferably live);
(g) bowling;
(h) a pilgrimage to a Frank Lloyd Wright building, or
(i) finding kitsch things, like the things in this map I made for Los Angeles

(2) You are learning or already speak (European) Portuguese or German.

(3) You can play Smiths songs on bass

(4) You're a ginger. Not that you shouldn't if you aren't, but red/orange hair is just cool. It's almost as cool as short hair cuts.

Ideally looking for ongoing friendships with an amorous component, physical and emotional but not as involved as what people normally call a "relationship." But, one-offs and platonic are fun too.