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Bugleboy83

31 Fresno, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're looking for a goofball who loves to motivate and make people laugh then you've come to the right profile.

This guy is looking for someone who is adventurous, fun, and knows how to LAUGH!! Clever sarcasm, a positive attitude, and a desire for FUN are a PLUS!

Also probably important because internet crazies are crazy:

-NOT crazy
-Not a creeper
-Won't automatically send you d*** pics
-Can spell
-Can write
-Can COOK
-Have a job
-Have a car (that I love)
-Pizza
-Other important stuff I forgot to mention

P.S. I like to travel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning how to take pictures, having FUN, travelling and meeting new people, playing music around the world!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Untangling wires.
Keeping cool under pressure.
Lending an ear.
Computer stuff.
Getting up in front of large audiences.
Making people smile.
Outdoor cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have an unusual way of looking at life, the universe and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet - Almost all of the collective knowledge recorded in human history at the push of a few buttons. WIN.
2. Pizza - 'nuff said.
3. My saxophones - When I say "I Love You," I'm thinking about them. It's not creepy. It's NOT.
4. Hawaiian coconut peanut butter - It's amazeballs. It's literally amazeballs.
5. Dogs - I don't have any at the moment, but I think the world would be a sadder place without those silly furballs.
6. Reddit - Me and the 'ole narwhal bacon it up like it's 1999.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music and where I plan to go with it next.
Friends who live far away and how they are doing.
How expansive the universe is, and by extension how significant that makes everything we do.
Whether Ross and Rachel are still together.
My future.
Pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday nights for this one!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to swim, which is really inconvenient considering that for the last 9 years I've worked on cruise ships for a living.
You should message me if
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you enjoy life and you enjoy the people you get to have in it. If you love to laugh or find joy in silly stupid things, or if you really, really, really like to pizza, give a holler!

Also, pizza.