Like really, y'all *ladies* are stingy AF with the messages. Get
over yourselves. I found a girlfriend IN REAL LIFE, not on this
cursed website. I was about to be one of the more interesting
single serving friends you could have asked for but you were too
good to say what up. Damn.
What I’m doing with my life
Apart from my 120,000+ stumbles I work, eat, exercise, sleep, hang
with my friends, and mow my parents lawn every now and then.
I’m really good at
Working out and making crochet hats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear glasses and have a clear complexion, I refuse to invest in
rogaine and am the only one who wears my color scrubs at work.
Navy, bitches. My ridiculous hats of my own design if I am wearing
one. I speak well and am clever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Holes, The Stand, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Cosmos, Universe in
Focus, The Martian Chronicles, The Talisman, Harry Potter, Lamb.
Matilda, Spaceballs, Beerfest, Wall-e, HGTV and How It's Made. The
pharcyde, dre, biggie, weezer, eminem, baroque, classical, jazz,
foreign, electric, and lana . Food is important, I like burgers,
italian, any asian country, any spanish country. There are
countless good restaurants in the area and I'm of the opinion that
if there are only mexican people at the mexican restaurant you are
eating at, you've made a good call.
The six things I could never do without
Carbon Hydrogen Oxygen Nitrogen Iron and Phosphorous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What are the mechanisms of physical, social or personal change? How
do we define Aesthetics? Am I capable of both observing and
creating/blending my worldview to suit my own ideals? Is morality a
cultural phenomena? What is the substrate upon which the
evolutionary mechanism adheres? To whom can I explain the core of
my definition of a person? Is there a force behind the multiplicity
of our purposeful interactions in the world?
On a typical Friday night I am
Blantons or better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Would I rather fight one horse sized toddler or 100 toddler sized
horses? Probably the horses. 1,200 pounds is a lot of toddler.
You should message me if
You drive a honda fit. You know how to play cribbage, you recognize
that men possess intrinsic value as well as women and might
appreciate an introduction from time to time, or are interested in
some sort of crochet-off for all the marbles. My Fit for your X