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29 Fair Lawn, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a sweet, compassionate, super witty guy? Then have I got the me for you!

I think being honest, open, and transparent is incredibly important in a relationship. Communication is key on both sides. I'm not a huge fan of smalltalk/chit chat. If we're gonna talk, it's gonna be fun... not "how long have you lived here, herp de derp". I'm looking for a longterm, committed girlfriend- not hosting a gameshow.

I definitely consider myself introverted and geeky (in the good way). I'd way rather stay in and binge watch TV or Netflix, play a video game, read, or go for a walk while listening to music or podcasts most nights than go out. When it comes to socializing, it's really more about the company than what we're doing, for me. I can make anything fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have degrees in both Computer Animation and Graphic Design and have been freelancing until I can land another steady full-time job. Also wrote a screenplay for an animated comedy that was met with high praise. Got a production team and everything so now it's actually getting produced this summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Who's up for a good old fashioned list? Come on, everyone likes lists, right?

• First and foremost, being creative
• Being a grammar nazi
• Making people laugh (both intentionally *and* unintentionally)
• Being a complete and total goofball while also being down to earth (depending on the situation)
• Sleeping. If you want to challenge me to a sleep-off, let me know.

I sing to myself a LOT. Not real songs, either. I'll (horribly) improvise songs about what I'm currently doing. They're really really bad and doing it makes me laugh.

Oh, uh, it's not that unusual to find me vacuuming or cleaning (by choice)... at least the places you can see. I can't be happy living in dust and filth. A clean room is just nicer to be in (OCD, much?) I also cook and know my way around a kitchen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my eyes? Probably my awesome T-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fav books: Anything from Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide series, Dirk Gently series), Ready Player One.

Fav TV shows: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreations, Breaking Bad, South Park, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Community, MST3K, The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, Modern Family, Louie, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, '90s cartoons, Chuck, iZombie... just to name a few. There's so much more. Seriously, ask me.

Fav movies: Back to the Future trilogy, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Toy Story (and the sequels), That Thing You Do, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bad Santa, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice

Fav food: chicken, burgers, pizza, waffles, mac & cheese. You know, the stuff that's bad for you. I *can* cook, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my imagination
2) music
3) my feet (That would suck, I use them so often, ya know?)
4) the Internet (Reddit and YouTube and bears, oh my)
5) TV/games (I don't like the "mainstream" first person shooter/sports games. Give me puzzles, platforming, and exploration)
6) my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, possibilities, Disney World, alternate endings to real life, and free-falling animals. Seriously. Imagine a free falling giraffe- all panicky and gangly. Hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home just hanging out. Occasionally I'll go out to a bar or something with some friends, but *typically* I'm being a geek at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sweaty hands.

Also, little pet peeve of mine: People who don't answer this question because "it's private". It clearly says "that you're willing to admit". So fine, don't confess you killed that guy. You can still admit something lame like sweaty hands.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You really hate Olive Garden and Kay Jewelers commercials.

Also if you live in North Jersey. No offense, NYC ladies, but I just don't think I'd want to have to "commute" in order to see my lady. If I miss you, I wanna be able to see your face in 30 minutes or less... like a pizza.

At the end of the day, I really just want to meet someone who "gets" me and enjoys hanging out, regardless of what we do. Wanna go out somewhere or do some activity? K. Wanna stay in and watch TV? Perfect. Let's just be comfortable and happy to be with eachother.