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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:32pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Wants kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for a sweet, compassionate, super witty guy? Then have I got the me for you!

Self-proclaimed geek (see: everything below), great sense of humor, I can cook, I actually like to clean (dusting, vacuuming), introverted, love hiking and geocaching, TV-fanatic, gamer, I'm super compassionate, bit of a hopeless romantic (so much love to giiiiiiiive).

I think being honest, open, and transparent is incredibly important in a relationship even during the early stages. Communication is key on both sides. I'm looking for a real, committed long-term girlfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have degrees in Computer Animation and Graphic Design and currently freelance for dem moneys. I also wrote a screenplay for an animated sitcom called Roadkill Rangers that's actually in the process of being made! Look for it online in 2016 (and then hopefully picked up by a network). I may be famous someday- ya never know.

I'd way rather stay in and binge watch TV or Netflix, play a video game, read, or go for a walk while listening to music or podcasts most nights than go out... but maybe I just haven't found the right someone that I'd like to go out with yet. When it comes to socializing, it's really more about the company than what we're doing, for me. I can make anything fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Who's up for a good old fashioned list? Come on, everyone likes lists, right?

• Being creative
• Being a grammar nazi
• Making people laugh (both intentionally *and* unintentionally)
• Being a complete and total goofball while also being down to earth
• Sleeping. If you want to challenge me to a sleep-off, let me know
• Not getting bored

I sing to myself a LOT. Not real songs, either. I'll (horribly) improvise songs about what I'm currently doing. They're really really bad and doing it makes me laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my eyes? Probably my awesome T-shirts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fav books: Anything from Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide series, Dirk Gently series), Ready Player One.

Fav TV shows: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreations, Breaking Bad, South Park, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Community, MST3K, The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, Futurama, Modern Family, Louie, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, '90s cartoons, Chuck, iZombie... just to name a few. There's so much more. Seriously, ask me.

Fav movies: Back to the Future trilogy, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Toy Story (and the sequels), That Thing You Do, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Bad Santa, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Wet Hot American Summer

Fav food: chicken, burgers, pizza, waffles, mac & cheese. You know, the stuff that's bad for you. I *can* cook, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my imagination
2) music
3) my feet (That would suck, I use them so often, ya know?)
4) the Internet (Reddit and YouTube and bears, oh my)
5) TV/games (I don't like the "mainstream" first person shooter/sports games. Give me puzzles, platforming, and exploration)
6) my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, possibilities, Disney World, alternate endings to real life, and free-falling animals. Seriously. Imagine a free falling giraffe- all panicky and gangly. Hilarious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
home just hanging out. Occasionally I'll go out to a bar or something with some friends, but *typically* I'm being a geek at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sweaty hands.

Also, little pet peeve of mine: People who don't answer this question because "it's private". It clearly says "that you're willing to admit". So fine, don't confess you killed that guy. You can still admit something lame like sweaty hands.
You should message me if
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You really hate Olive Garden and Kay Jewelers commercials.

Also if you live in North Jersey. No offense, NYC ladies, but I just don't think I'd want to have to "commute" in order to see my lady. If I miss you, I wanna be able to see your face in 30 minutes or less... like a pizza.

At the end of the day, I really just want to meet someone who "gets" me and enjoys hanging out, regardless of what we do. Wanna go out somewhere or do some activity? K. Wanna stay in and watch TV? Perfect. Let's just be comfortable and happy to be with eachother.