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22 F Goleta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Alright, so honestly I would just deactivate this, but every month an old friend that I've lost touch with wriggles out of the wood work and messages me here instead of facebook or LL, so if you don't know me/ don't think you know me/ don't want to go on a magical misadventure I'm probably not going to respond.

:3 sorry

ADDENDUM: I need someone to go to the beach with, to spend hours in the waves, to convince me that I can tan, if we try hard enough, or bring enough books.
What I’m doing with my life
Sputtering nonsense and wallowing in solipsistic uncertainty.

But to be less literal, This university has become a place where I have expedited my education to the point that my course work has aggregated into an amorphous puddle of seemingly contradictory facts and anecdotes. Which my GPA would never belie. When I'm there, I go to rooms with lots of chairs where people tell me about the universe and how it works and everyone pretends that it's really important.

Sometimes I dream of abandoning my current life and everything I've worked for to buy a headset-microphone and become a hedonist. The two aren't necessarily related, I just really want a headset-microphone. To give impromptu tours, in restricted areas, presenting completely inaccurate facts.

Perhaps I'll just work on a mushroom farm.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Ocean and other large bodies of water in which to swim,
2. Animals that enjoy being pet and held, this includes ducks!
3. Books, journals, poems and other informative/ inspiring reading materials.
4. Spicy peppers all forms and preparations.
5. Background noise, auditory deprivation for more than a few hours drives me up a wall.
6. My best friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tendency to fill my bed with the books I am reading, even my little dorm bed. I just sort of curl around them when I sleep.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If most animals are cool/ cuddly/ amazing/ microscopic.
If sarcasm is clearly and unequivocally the best form of humor.
If you like to cuddle or be cuddled.
If you too need a lab partner.

Also though, I'm not looking for casual sex, so if that is your aim, please don't.