I have a borderline disturbing fascination with kung fu movies. I am an overworked jerk, a punk whose just completely run out of angst, and a nerd of the highest caliber. I like to go out and have a fun adventure but I also enjoy staying in and watching a movie or just straight up hanging out.
It just so happens I have mail order degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy. I go to the gym alot, I work on my altoids, they're curiously strong. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. I sound like a boy but I fuck like a man!
That last paragraph is all quotes, bonus points if you know where the quotes come from. I'll probably never have enough money to move away from Chicago, but if I did I'd move to Iceland.
I both have and love tattoos and piercings, totally not a requirement, just an honest statement. "It just doesn't seem that poly to me."