41 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
-Mitch Hedberg
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to dance better than this kid's dad...
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
is my sweet collection of unicorn tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like the following but not necessarily in this order: Todd Solondz, Takashi Miike, Roman Polanski, Sam Raimi, Bauhaus, The Cure, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Dario Argento, Holy Mountain, Henry Miller, El Topo, sushi, Horror, Neil Hamburger, Santa Sangre, Evil Dead, Slayer, Bjork, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Nick Cave, Swans, Brainbombs, Harold and Maude, Breaking Bad, Robert Crumb, The Walking Dead, Basketcase, Roadhouse, el Compadre Margaritas, Melvins, Quentin Tarantino, Beirut, Gaspar Noe, Butthole Surfers, The Story of the Eye, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Gwar, Natasha Leggero, Stanley Kubrick, Jesus Lizard, Dexter, Barton Fink, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Over the Top, Joy Division, Genesis P. Orridge, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Gummo, Marc Ryden, Oldboy, Nitzer Ebb, Venture Bros, Ministry, Neil Diamond, David Lynch, Raising Arizona, Werner Herzog, Tom Waits, Maus, Irreversible, Iron Maiden, T Rex, Chelsea Wolfe, Kyuss, David Bowie, Glenn Barr, Neckface, Queen, The Watchmen, Allan Moore, Catch 22, Borges, Palahniuk, Grant Morrison, Aleister Crowley, The Invisibles, Sandman, Neil Gaiman, Zola Jesus, The Mighty Boosh, The Fermata, Game of Thrones, Murder By Death, Ash vs Evil Dead.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, Whiskey, Iggy Pop, Licorice, Sushi, Spandex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I should do a Neil Diamond or a Hall and Oates song the next time I do karaoke.
On a typical Friday night I am
Learning how to do this...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Private admission? I hardly know you...
You should message me if
You want to meet for a drink and then hijinks and hilarity will naturally ensue.