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BurninHooker

42 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Maybe I should have reconsidered that user name...

Perhaps I should explain: I'm a photographer, a suspension practitioner (yes, hooks under my skin), and Burner - as in Burning Man, not arson. I also engage in what I refer to as "stupid fun", "Santa Rampage", "No Pants Subway Ride", and a host of other wacky things that server no real purpose other than to make people smile and say "What the Hell was that all about".

To say I have a rather eclectic group of friends would be a bit of an understatement. From burlesque performers to tattoo artists and piercers, artists and bankers, models and moms (I needed some sort of alliteration).

Oh, and two cats. They're pretty terrific too.

**I do not identify as "poly". While I have nothing against the idea, I prefer to focus on one person, rather than multiple.**
What I’m doing with my life
Having an adventure worth calling a "life".
I’m really good at
Not answering this question that will invariably make me sound either insecure or overcompensatory.

See? Damn.
The first things people usually notice about me
There's probably a camera in my hand or on my hip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blade Runner. Although I've never been able to get through "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". Go figure.

I don't watch a lot of television, simply because I forget to keep up with it, but I enjoy "The Newsroom" and "Real Time with Bill Maher".

"The Daily Show" & The Colbert Report", but again, I always forget to watch it, and four-day old DVRed news commentary loses some of its bite.

Musically speaking, I spent way too long listening to the same stuff. My general musical tastes run from the 60s to the late 80s. I really enjoy Portishead, Massive Attack, mr Gnome, True Widow, and a lot of other stuff I couldn't tell you the name of.

Since entering the burn community, I've really to like a lot of different electronica, although for the love of god don't ask me to tell you what it is I'm listening to.
The six things I could never do without
I'm guessing we're ignoring Mr Maslow here...

1. My cats. If I have to take up two slots, I would. Kitties are awesome.
2. A sense of humor.
3. A love for exploration and experience.
4. A camera.
5. A laptop.
6. The Internet or another form of immediate global connectivity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely shooting a burlesque show. Or at some sort of party or event.

My Fridays are rarely boring, unless I decide I want them to be. Everyone needs time to themselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Although I'm quite extroverted in public, I am horribly shy when it comes to women I am attracted to, and will probably never be the one to initiate contact.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Any of this sounds interesting to you:

Burlesque.

Body suspension (hanging from hooks).

Burning Man.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.