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BurninHooker

43 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:04pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
43, single, never married, no children (which sounds pretty boring to be honest), looking for a partner for activities such as riding trains in January while not wearing pants, random acts of strangeness, dressing up as Santa Claus for a massive bar crawl.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pushing a shopping cart. With a sound system. From bar to bar across Deep Ellum.

But usually only on Monday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile, the best pranks have happy endings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A camera or sparkly underwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blade Runner.

Tales of the Cacophony Society.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Curiosity.
2. Mischief.
3. Adventure.
4.Collaborators.
5. Minions.
6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can I do to make the world a brighter, more enjoyable place?

Occasionally, the answer is "wear bunny ears and a tutu".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well that's the problem. My Fridays have become typical, and that's really boring. Let's end boredom together in a parade of pink flamingo bicycles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My toes are currently painted with a pink, purple & blue glitter polish called "Frenzy".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds fun and exciting to you:

Burlesque, body suspension, Burning Man, slumber parties, Sunday brunch with bottomless mimosas, running around town in your underwear.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.