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BurninHooker

42 Dallas, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
While I appreciate it, I'm not currently looking to meet other guys; I felt it was important to be honest with potential partners.

First, I'll be 43 in June, but I like to think I don't act like it; the wonderful people in my life keep me feeling younger and more active than ever.

As mid-life crises go, so far, mine has been full of adventure and exploration, pushing through my own self-imposed boundaries and perceived limitations. My world has evolved from collars and ties to tutus and glitter, from khaki to rainbows.

I work out daily (although weekends often get a pass), and try to maintain a healthy diet, I have no desire to return to a life spent on the couch, shut away from the world, growing fatter and lazier.

I participate in and help organize several annual events in Dallas, including the "No Pants Subway Ride - Dallas", and "Brides of March", as well as Santa Rampage and an annual Halloween party which shall remain unnamed.

I would love to meet people who enjoy things simply because it makes them smile and laugh; if you're fond of burlesque or circus and sideshow performers, we'll probably get along very well.

I should probably mention that I'm a liberal, but I'm also a veteran. And a Texan. So...yeah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Maintaining a professional career in the daylight while and enjoying a fulfilling life outside of the office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. One of my images from Burning Man 2013 was a finalist in the Smithsonian Magazine photography contest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's probably a camera in my hand or on my hip.

Or I'm wearing sparkly underwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite film is "Blade Runner", but I'll always love the movies I grew up with, particularly "Star Wars".

I really don't watch television anymore; since I moved downtown, it sits there like a big black void unless I have friends over. The downside of this, is not being able to contribute to discussions about the latest episode of "American Horror Story".

My musical tastes are growing constantly, there's a time and a place for everything.

And finally, food... I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables, but still appreciate a great cheeseburger and fries. Eating in moderation and focusing on nutrition has improved my health, both physically and mentally.

But I'll always have a softspot for breakfast, eggs and bacon, and a stack of pancakes, especially when making them for friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm guessing we're ignoring Mr Maslow here...

1. My cats. If I have to take up two slots, I would. Kitties are awesome.
2. A sense of humor.
3. A love for exploration and new experiences.
4. Adult slumber parties with snuggling & cuddling (everyone needs human interaction).
5. A camera.
6. The Internet or another form of immediate global connectivity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can I do to make the world a brighter, more enjoyable place?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no typical Fridays, one night it's a burlesque show, another night drinks with friends on a roof.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an atheist, but I'm not a militant atheist; If religion or faith provide you with comfort, I'm happy for you.

It is not however something that works for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds fun and exciting to you:

Burlesque, body suspension (hanging from hooks), Burning Man, slumber parties, Sunday brunch with bottomless mimosas, running around town in your underwear.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.