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BurninHooker

43 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
1. Are you reading this because you're trying to figure out why some guy hundreds or thousands of miles "liked" you?

Chances are, you're a burner, or otherwise seem like an amazing person, so I thought I'd try letting OKC know "show me more people like this!".

Plus, you're probably pretty awesome.

2. While I appreciate it, I'm not currently looking to meet other guys; I felt it was important to be honest with potential partners that I'm not 100% heterosexual.

I've just turned 43, but I like to think I don't act like it; the wonderful people in my life keep me feeling younger and more active than ever.

As mid-life crises go, so far, mine has been full of adventure and exploration, pushing through my own self-imposed boundaries and perceived limitations. My world has evolved from collars and ties to tutus and glitter, from khaki to rainbows.

I work out daily (although weekends often get a pass), and try to maintain a healthy diet, I have no desire to return to a life spent on the couch, shut away from the world.

I participate in and help organize several annual events in Dallas, including the "No Pants Subway Ride - Dallas", and "Brides of March", as well as Santa Rampage and an annual Halloween party which shall remain unnamed.

I would love to meet people who enjoy things simply because it makes them smile and laugh; if you're fond of burlesque or circus and sideshow performers, we'll probably get along very well.

I should probably mention that I'm a liberal, but I'm also a veteran. And a Texan. So...yeah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking at the photos in my profile, I'm apparently waging a one-man war against shirts.

Otherwise, I'm maintaining a professional career in the daylight while and enjoying a fulfilling life outside of the office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. One of my images from Burning Man 2013 was a finalist in the Smithsonian Magazine photography contest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's probably a camera in my hand or on my hip.

Or I'm wearing sparkly underwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite film is "Blade Runner", but I'll always love the movies I grew up with, particularly "Star Wars".

I really don't watch television anymore; since I moved downtown, it sits there like a big black void unless I have friends over. The downside of this, is not being able to contribute to discussions about the latest episode of "American Horror Story".

My musical tastes are growing constantly, there's a time and a place for everything. When it doubt, BMIR out...

And finally, food... I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables, but still appreciate a great cheeseburger and fries. Eating in moderation and focusing on nutrition has improved my health, both physically and mentally.

But I'll always have a softspot for breakfast; eggs and bacon, and a stack of pancakes, especially when making them for friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm guessing we're ignoring Mr Maslow here...

1. My cats. If I have to take up two slots, I would. Kitties are awesome.
2. A sense of humor.
3. A love for exploration and new experiences.
4. Human interaction
5. A camera.
6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can I do to make the world a brighter, more enjoyable place?

Occasionally, the answer is "wear bunny ears and a tutu".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thursdays are my new Fridays: "The Low Down" at Red Light in Deep Ellum.

At least tired Friday mornings require less effort than tired Monday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My toes are currently painted with a pink, purple & blue glitter polish called "Frenzy".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds fun and exciting to you:

Burlesque, body suspension (hanging from hooks), Burning Man, slumber parties, Sunday brunch with bottomless mimosas, running around town in your underwear.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.