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BurninHooker

42 Dallas, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Apaprently at about 38 I started not giving a fuck about a lot of things, like looking like an idiot. Which I seem I to do fairly often. Intentionally. Because fuck it, mortality is real, time is limited. Not giving a fuck has led me to some honest-to-God adventures: At 40, I hung from hooks for the first time. At 41, I went to Burning Man, and was a photographer for the Caribbean Burlesque Festival, at Hedonism II in Jamaica. And the clock is still running on 42.

I've participated and helped organize several annual events in Dallas, including the "No Pants Subway Ride - Dallas", and "Brides of March", as well as Santa Rampage and a particular Halloween party that shall not be named.

I would love to meet people who enjoy doing dumb things because it makes them smile and laugh; if you're fond of burlesque or circus and sideshow performers, we'll probably get along very well.

I should probably mention that I'm a liberal, but I'm also a veteran. And a Texan. So...yeah.

I'd go for a Clinton/Sanders ticket.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to support myself through photography so I can cut my life-line day job.

In the meantime however, there's a lot to be said for full-time employment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bathing. That's a nice honest answer.

Well, except for the playa. Shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's probably a camera in my hand or on my hip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I honestly don't watch television anymore, which makes party conversations difficult, because you know fuck all about this season of "American Horror Story"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm guessing we're ignoring Mr Maslow here...

1. My cats. If I have to take up two slots, I would. Kitties are awesome.
2. A sense of humor.
3. A love for exploration and experience.
4. A camera.
5. A laptop.
6. The Internet or another form of immediate global connectivity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We're nearing the point where I spend a lot of time thinking about going back to Burning Man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely shooting a burlesque show. Or at some sort of party or event.

My Fridays are rarely boring, unless I decide I want them to be. Everyone needs time to themselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Although I'm quite extroverted, I am horribly shy .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds interesting to you:

Burlesque.

Body suspension (hanging from hooks).

Burning Man.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.