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42 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:24pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Maybe I should have reconsidered that user name...

Perhaps I should explain: I'm a photographer, a suspension practitioner (yes, hooks under my skin), and Burner - as in Burning Man, not arson. I also engage in what I refer to as "stupid fun", "Santa Rampage", "No Pants Subway Ride", and a host of other wacky things that server no real purpose other than to make people smile and say "What the Hell was that all about".

To say I have a rather eclectic group of friends would be a bit of an understatement. From burlesque performers to tattoo artists and piercers, artists and bankers, models and moms (I needed some sort of alliteration).

Oh, and two cats. They're pretty terrific too.

**I do not identify as "poly". While I have nothing against the idea, I prefer to focus on one person, rather than multiple.**
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not answering this question that will invariably make me sound either insecure or overcompensatory.

See? Damn.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's probably a camera in my hand or on my hip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blade Runner. Although I've never been able to get through "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". Go figure.

I really don't watch television anymore, I guess I find enough other things to occupy my time.

Musically speaking, I spent way too long listening to the same stuff. My general musical tastes run from the 60s to the late 80s. I really enjoy Portishead, Massive Attack, mr Gnome, True Widow, and a lot of other stuff I couldn't tell you the name of.

Since entering the burn community, I've really to like a lot of different electronica, although for the love of god don't ask me to tell you what it is I'm listening to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm guessing we're ignoring Mr Maslow here...

1. My cats. If I have to take up two slots, I would. Kitties are awesome.
2. A sense of humor.
3. A love for exploration and experience.
4. A camera.
5. A laptop.
6. The Internet or another form of immediate global connectivity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting back to the playa this year.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely shooting a burlesque show. Or at some sort of party or event.

My Fridays are rarely boring, unless I decide I want them to be. Everyone needs time to themselves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Although I'm quite extroverted, I am horribly shy .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this sounds interesting to you:


Body suspension (hanging from hooks).

Burning Man.

Alternatively, if you find any of that to be offensive, you should probably just move on to the next guy.