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24 West Long Branch, NJ Man


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  • Ages 18-25
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My details

Last online
Nov 24
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Perpetually one hard cough away from clearing out the shrapnel and firing on all cylinders. Just have to get the timing on the up shift down.

Meh, I don't even have a fuck to give. Sorry I guess?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with flowers and film respectively. It's something at least.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking bitter tea, sweet coffee, and judging people that don't do the same.

*Update. I now drink my coffee black.I can only blame smoking for that one.*
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not a clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books? Yes, please, more books.

I just finished Hitchhiker's Guide for the billionth time. H.P. Lovecraft, Clockwork Orange, Catch 22, 1984, Expect Resistance, House of Leaves, The Monkeywrench Gang, The Hollows Series, Grimnoir series, Slaughterhouse Five, Monster, Damned Busters, Night Angel trilogy, Blackbirds/ Mockingbird, a ton of short stories, and that's a snowflake off the tip of the iceburg. Known to spend half a pay check in the bookstore. Wish I was joking about that.

I love horror movies, anything ridiculously cheesy, and especially zombie films. I love Amelié, Science of Sleep, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Wristcutters, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Momento, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, and plenty more. I don't watch too much tv these days.

Music is an odds and ends sort of thing for me. A little punk, a little ska, a little everything else. I'm always looking for new music suggestions.

I'm kind of in love with sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order:
My cat
Breakfast at 4am
Parties that never end
Dogs that love cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything? That's a rather big question.

How I refuse to use a GPS, but really want a small shiny compass, pretty much more then anything.

Do domesticated animals understand the concept of clothing? And if not, what does my cat think when she sees me take off my coat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Possibly drinking afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I struggle to peel oranges. It gets so bad that sometimes I go out of my way to avoid eating them, as by the time I finish with the damn peel I no longer want it anyway out of frustration.
You should message me if
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You like the word obligatory but realize that it isn't.

You were also moderately upset that Hemingway never published a book before The Sun Also Rises that detailed a whole list of things with a tendency to rise and had just forgotten about the sun so he had to write another whole book.

You feel so inclined.

You want to play a large scale game of ninja, or an ongoing series of small games of ninja, or something in between those two things.