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59 F Birmingham, AL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 56–67
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:54am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Christianity, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you are out there, and I really hope you are, please, contact me. I'm getting anxious waiting for you!

The longer I am alone the more anxious I am to meet someone. If you are not ready then why be on this site? I don't expect or want to jump into bed with a man right away but I do want a little enthusiasm about seeing each other again. If we talk and you keep putting me off then we obviously aren't right for each other. That chemistry is not there. The kind of man I am looking for will know if he wants to see me again as will I. I do not want to play a waiting game with anyone. What purpose would that serve? I'm tired of being alone or I wouldn't be on this site. The sooner we get to know each other the sooner we might have a life together.

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option.

I would love to find someone to spend quality time with, getting to know each other first, becoming good friends and if something else develops then so be it, and if not then we both have someone to do things with. Some of the things I miss are...Being greeted (or me greeting) at the front door with a kiss...Holding hands across the dinner table...Holding hands while shopping...Watching TV while cuddling...Calling or texting each other in the middle of the day just to say I miss you...etc. I would like to find someone to laugh with, to cry with, to live with and to die with. Maybe that's a little too much to hope for but we gotta dream, right? I am looking for someone who understands that all relationships of any kind, have to be based on the truth. So please, be willing to be honest.

I am NOT here looking for a bed partner (I have volunteers if that was what I wanted).

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly shouting, "WOW!! What a ride!! Thank you, Lord!"

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

There comes a time in life when you walk away from all the pointless drama and people who create it, and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus on the good. Life is too short to be anything but happy.

I might not be the most BEAUTIFUL or SEXIEST. Nor do I have the perfect body, I might not be your first choice but I am a GREAT choice, I don't pretend to be someone else because I am too GOOD at being ME. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done, but I am proud of who I am today. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am not a little bitty petite woman.
We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, whenever I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, "Dang, just look how smart I am."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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War eagle ! ! !
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.
It is her heart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends or family but would rather be with you!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you see anything that interests you, please, send me a note. I am seriously on a quest to find my last love and how can I expect to do that without talking to you, too? If I contact you, it is because something about your profile caught my eye.