Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile is now way out of date. So many things have changed
since it was written, the most important being that I am now
married (to someone I met on here too, if anyone is curious...it
works!) and back in New Zealand. I still of course don't mind
chatting if you message, and will give this page an overhaul soon.
Hmm... first off, I'd like to meet anyone who likes talking about
themselves, as I'm at a loss as to what to say. I go to uni, work
part time, brood, drink, the usual stuff. I can also work a can
I am oblivious to subtlety. Read: Does not take/get/notice hints in
any shape or form. So don't beat round the bush unless you want it
to go over my head.
If fate decides that anyone who reads this should meet me, have an
escape route planned because I am the master of one-way
conversations! Not cool.
Lastly, I was always in the nerd group at school. I wasn't brainy
or anything, just was closer to a nerd than a jock. But that's
okay, I noticed they haven't named underpants after nerds yet. I
can can deal with it. Gotta stop rambling!
I am dark, brooding, and caffeinated
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently living in Scotland for some overseas work experience,
which I am fast appreciating was a really good mood. It was a bit
freaky leaving everyone I know but it is only for a while. I have
found some work in St Andrews and often get mistaken for one of the
students. I don't know how many times I have had to turn down
leaflets to cool events that don#t apply to me. Bugger.
Living in Leuchars, and often get to sleep to the peaceful sounds
of jet fighters starting their engines on the runway that is
basically just a block or two away, but I kind of like it. So far I
have been to to Orkney and the West coast, and Finland, and
plotting the next place I am going to go and see. My time so far
has been well spent, and it would be cool to see some things with a
travel buddy maybe?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
REALLY good at? If eating loads of crap without gaining any weight
is a good thing for a male to do, I guess that's it. I can belt out
some mean songs in the pubs too. Is tolerating flatmates a
Keeping secrets. NB Don't be one of those people who tells me some
big scandal and THEN tell me I have to keep it secret. I probably
will, but I don't feel forced to in these situations. (ie I screwed
your friends girlfriend last night! But you can't tell anyone!
I doubt this situation will arise. This profile is leaving a nasty
taste in my mouth. Will edit it later. Or better, just get someone
more charming to write it instead. It will be our little secret.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone finally said! Apparantly I have very expressive eyebrows. I
think that falls into the "meh" category. My hair is terrible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Currently enjoying Patricia Cornwalls scarpeta series. Anyone
want to recommend something good? Love comic books too, the online
ones take to damn long to load.
(b) I'm gonna be honest. Any holywood blockbuster with a hot dame
and plenty of action. Loved the grudge most recently.
(c) If it has a guitar in it, I like it! Hip hop turns my ears
inside out. Guns N Roses, Bon Jovi, U2, Silverchair, Velvet
Revolver, Aerosmith you get the picture!
(d) Grease and cheese. If I'm feeling sophisticated though (or
someones paying for me) I like a wide range, like Greek or
oriental, but shy away from any seafood that isn't fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ahh heck... lemme think
1. Anti-frowning devices ie coffee cigarettes beds etc (update have
now been smoke free for two years)
2. The 24 hour dairy. Always there for me.
3. My family and fiends. As the years go by, you come to realise
more and more how selflessly tolerant they have been.
4. I have to know more. I will never stop wanting to know more. I
take forever to learn but may I never stop thirsting for more
5. Chaos. Imagine seeing the same people on the street every day.
6. My senses. My body has gone to a HECK of a lot of trouble to
provide them for me. Sharing senses is also usually a good
experience. You go to a movie, you're seeing the same sights,
hearing the same sounds. Good idea whoever came up with it. Walk
over grass with no shoes. An icecream. The waft of the chocolate
factory/bakery/pizza parlour. You get the idea. I'm no hippie, I
just appreciate what I've got.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the can opener is, what is that stain on my shoe, can a
shared house ever be clean, and will someone actually message ME
first one day! Okay, someone has now.
The world is in peril. Use the damn bin provided!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching up on some sleep! Not fond of 6am starts every day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My room is a shambles, and in life I am a bit of a grumble bum. In
fact, I am here too.
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