"After years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself, you know between that first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four-hundreth glass of corner-shop piss at 3am... you do sometimes look at yourself and think....
.... this is fantastic... I'm in heaven!" - Dylan Moran, Black Books

So..... a few things about me.....
I walk at pace
I keep my ipod on in shops
I party hard (often til dawn)
I love to dance
I express my affection
I love to laugh
I enjoy camping
I stay up late and sleep in later
I hate people leaving washing up in the sink
I hate reality TV - my life is way more interesting
Wasps are the devil in insect form
and without music, life would be a mistake

Just graduated with my MA in music Composition from Leeds College of music, before that studied at LIPA - I spend my days hanging out with the ex-famous and soon-to-be-famous and just trying to earn money via music whoring - which isn't as perverse as some of you might think, and it's probably more fun

Epic Tuesdays
Throwing the best house parties in the world
Enjoying crazy, random escapades to crazy random places
and Music - self-confessed music nerd and proud

I'd like to think people notice me for my smile or my eyes or my fast wit, something sweet like that.... but the evidence would suggest otherwise

BOOKS: Less than Zero, Rules of Attraction and American Psycho - Brett Easton Ellis (amazing), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson, Green Rider - Kristen Britten, Girl Interrupted - Susanna Kaysen

MOVIES: Into the Wild, Can't hardly wait, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Girl Interrupted, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Suck, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Back to the Future trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, Hair, Idle Hands, Shawshank redemption, Dr Zhivargo, Baseketball, Usual suspects, Spirited away.... there's loads more...... I love films basically and my collection is pretty respectable! - Recently I have discovered I have a new love and obsession for documentary films; Food Inc, Supersize Me, Gasland, Bowling for Columbine etc....

MUSIC: I listen to it all, rock, classical, jazz, indie, metal, punk, ska, blues, pop... I could go on, but to name a few artists:
Incubus, Tool, Greenday, Sufjan Stevens, Jeff Buckley, Semisonic, Lost Prophets, Extreme, Biffy Clyro, Eva Cassidy, Rodrigo Y Gabriella, Miles Davis, KC and the Sunshine Band, Janis Joplin, Stevie Wonder, Toto, Jefferson Airplane (and all the other inversions of that band!) Billy Joel, System of a Down, Einaudi, Beethoven, Holst, The Beatles, Muse, Jeff Lynne, Idlewild, Pendulum, Soil, Rage Against the Machine...

FOOD: I eat it, which makes me happy - except for the things that I'm not supposed to eat that I love - that bit makes me really unhappy.... But if we're gonna get technical, let's get cultural: Sushi is fab, Thai food for the Win, Indian is yummy, Chinese is great, anything with Cheeeeeeeeese!

Some form of Music, Witty Banter, Free Time, Intelligent Conversation, Comedy and a good deal of hilarious fun

My life, where it's going, why things happen, why I feel the way I do about things, how to help my friends if they need me, irrelevant crap that amuses me like whether or not chickens have knees, poetic views of the world....

I try and put all these thoughts into some kinda of order/sense, maybe write some songs/poems with them.... but chickens and knees are hard to put into context...

There are no typical friday nights

I actually really like that insane school musical instrument known as the recorder, and own every single size (oh yes, that's right, they come in different sizes!)

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