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24 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:33pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm often asked "What are you reading," I don't know how to swim, and I got in trouble in 1st grade for teaching my classmates how to play poker.

If you think a good time is having a party where we listen to 40s music, dress in black suits and dresses, and sip cocktails, then I think we could get along famously.

Currently reading The Rum Diary.

Recently, there have been rumors circulating that I am a bootlegger. These are false.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning on moving 2000 miles away as soon as I land a job in that part of the country.
I’m really good at
Making small-talk, treating wait-staff courteously, making big-talk, rhyming, making awful puns, making cocktails, and surviving things I shouldn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I am actually a clever wax replica of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Radio: Welcome to Night Vale, This American Life, Freakonomics

Books: House of Leaves, Hemingway, Kerouac, Hurston, Woolf, and Fitzgerald.

Movies: O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tenenbaums, Children of Men. I've got a thing for really bad kung fu and cowboy movies.

Music: Trip Hop (RJD2, Bonobo), Bluesy Rock (White Stripes, Black Angels), Folk (Dark Dark Dark), Indie Rock (Strokes, Arcade Fire)

Games: BioShock, Bastion, Fallout, Skyrim
The six things I could never do without
Friends, rain, running, a pen and paper, my frontal lobe, passions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My fatal flaw, since all tragic heroes must have a fatal flaw.

I think mine is spelling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once accidentally ate a chess piece. This wasn't as a child; this was like a year ago. I promise I'm not as stupid as that makes me sound. It was a king if that makes it any better. I'm not going to eat a pawn like some plebeian.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you like to sing while accompanied only by drums like Scout Niblett in this song: because, you know, that'd be awesome.

Or if you're looking for someone with which to drink coffee, hike, go to shows, or do any number of everyday things while dressed in formal wear.