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ButchMedic911

38 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women who like women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a single old school butch dyke that lives in Oakland with my two dogs, cockatiel, and box turtle (oh la la! so gay!). I'm a paramedic and have been working on an ambulance for 10 years and I love it. I identify as female and I'm proud to be the "dying butch breed" but some female pronouns make me feel weird. My dogs are my kids. For serious. Like the boi? Then please, like the dogs. We are a group package (I said "package"). A recent date referred to me as Brewster's mom. That felt funny. I'm his dad, damn it. I love vintage motorcycles (I have two), beer (go Anchor Steam), photography, cemeteries, dogs (boi's best friends), all animals in general, classic rock, vintage vinyl, rolled up Levi's, white tee shirts, Pendletons, plaid (I know, I know), and spending time with my friends and family (I seriously have the best of both). I go the distance for my friends and even farther for my lover. I have a wicked, if not at times inappropriate, sense of humor and am easy going and laid back. I have a weakness for hot femmes with tattoos. I have an old school vintage look and try to look cool but I'll usually ruin it within 10 minutes of meeting you by lots of inappropriate laughter, bad jokes, a spilled drink, and/or lots of "that's what she said comments." A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Also, I like nice people. Nice, sweet people. One of my friends recently referred to a date as "too nice". Please be that type of person/date. I can't stand mean or rude people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Full time paramedic, part time EMS educator, finding amazing new motorcycle rides/trips, road trips with the pups, quality time with friends and family. Trying to live up to the saying "live each day as if it was your last" because no one knows better than a medic how quickly life can change or end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the name of every classic rock song that comes on the radio within a second of the first guitar chord, puns, making sick people and/or injured people all better, riding motorcycles, and making people laugh even if they are rolling their eyes when they do it. Oh, and knowing when to be serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My name is "different". The fact that I probably tripped when I walked into the room (accident prone like, whoa). I get referred to as "sir" or "young man" a lot. I am often told that I am "well put together". I think this is a compliment but I haven't quite figured out what this means. I often have two small dogs wearing hoodies with me. I'm polite and have good manners. I laugh a lot. I'm nice. My eyebrows. Oh, and I hear I smell pretty good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Oscar Wilde or Raymond Carver and The Little Prince. Medical books. Lots and lots of them. I have a brain.

Movies: Grease and Xanadu (I kinda have a thing for Olivia Newton John), The Outsiders, Weird Science, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Big Fish, anything starring Clark Griswold, horror flicks in general. Shows: American Horror Story, The Walking Dead. I don't generally watch much TV and if I do it's Netflix, FTW. I don't even have cable.

Music: Def Leppard, Queen, Jeff Buckley, Journey, Van Halen, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, ELO, Boston, Billy Squier..this list would be way too long. Essentially 70's and 80's rock. I was a musician for years so my tastes vary and I can appreciate just about all of it.

Food: SPICY! Thai and Indian are my favorites. I'm a vegetarian but not one of "those" vegetarians. I'm not bothered by what other people eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kenickie (dog kid number one and points if you know where the name came from).
Brewster (dog kid number two).
My friends.
My family.
My motorcycles.
My record player.

7. (I'm a rebel, Dottie) Emergency medicine. I love my job and it is part of my identity.

8. Roller derby. *swoooooon*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Staying gold, like Pony Boy. The meaning of life. Death. Love. If my dogs really love me because I'm me or because I'm a supply of endless food and heat. I am a big time thinker. Shit, I'm often an over-thinker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having drinks with my friends at our favorite dive bars and taking really horrible pictures to post on Facebook at 2 am to horrify each other in the morning (I'm a grown ass adult). Sometimes working the night shift. Sometimes visiting family. Sometimes having friends over for movies. Sometimes lounging on the couch with the kids listening to vinyl. Often times heading out of town to take the dogs somewhere we haven't been or somewhere we love (ie Big Sur, Guerneville gayaway).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can be a little aloof to try to hide behind a tough guy exterior but I'm a big softy at heart (softy? softie? ugh. whatevs). But don't tell anyone. "I got a rep to protect."
You should message me if
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You like old school butches and you know what that means. You dig the butch-femme dynamic. You like chivalry. You like a bad boi with a big heart. You'd like to have a light hearted, fun, sweet date and laugh your ass off. You identify as femme, tattoos are a plus, and nice but with an added streak of naughty. You are down to earth and not easily offended. You are not jealous or controlling (pretty please?). You like motorcycles. Classic rock is your jam. You're into the type of "girl" who sends straight women and children running and screaming out of public restrooms. I'm often mistaken for male. The way I like to put it is that if there was a gay rainbow (duh) and the left was high femme and the right FTM, I would by WAY up over the top.