Rolling Stone: Butt, How did you get started butt-dialing?
Butt Dialer: Honestly Mike I was born to do it. Others might learn, but it's in my genes. I made my first one in 1998. yea I know...
Rolling Stone: Was the person on the other end like, "Can I have your autograph?"
Butt Dialer: It all happened so fast. It was some bartender in Japan. She picked up and was like "Mosh Moshi..." for easily 2 minutes before I answered. Yea the bill that month was $497. I never paid it. It went to collections. The only mark on an otherwise perfect credit score.
Rolling Stone: Do any of the people you butt dial try to find you afterwards?
Butt Dialer: Yea, all of them. I stay pretty well hidden though. This is the first public interview I've granted.
Rolling Stone: Wow, I'm honored.
Butt Dialer: Yea, you should be
Rolling Stone: Can I ask what type of phone you had back then?
Butt Dialer: Sure, you can ask, but if I tell you I might have to kill you. Trade secret. Next question...
Rolling Stone: So Butt, you're at the height of your career right now, I don't know if there is a more well-known, loved butt-dialer on the planet, where do you go from here?
Butt Dialer: Honestly, I can only go up from here.