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BuxomBaphomet

30 Portland, OR Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mississippi to Portland almost 4 years down.

Me:
Vegan
Atheist
Feminist
Powerlifting
Motorcycles
Metal shows
Bewitching
Cats
Nature shit (camping, hiking and what not)
Not looking to just hookup but okay with casual hangs.
Too witty for my own damn good.
I'm pretty direct. Romance me anyways...
Been there, done that, let's do this.

IG: buxombaphomet

Cosmos is cool, space is cool, science is cool, Philosphy is cool, being intelligent is cool... Crystals are cool... It's true.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Powerlifting. I like that shit.

This is my second season with a moto license. I'm still learning, I need a bigger bike... But I'm stoked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading/Writing/Arithmetic
Lifting heavy ass weights
Being a sorceress
Hailing Satan
Being sincere
Keeping my life mostly drama free
Being a hopeless romantic. Probably.
Lists

Stuff I'm no good at whatsoever:
Lying
Biting my tongue if your behavior is lousy.
Hanging anything on the walls
Taking myself too seriously
Being on time? Debatable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's probably either resting bitch face if I'm deep in thought or l'm laughing loudly. Who knows... Isn't this question here for you to tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Does this ever end????

Blues, Jazz, Old rock-n-roll, Soul, Surf, Motown, Punk/New wave, garage, Doom Metal, Black Metal, Classic Country, Cabaret etc. Artists like Leonard Cohen, 16 Horsepower, William Elliott Whitmore, Tom Waits, Detroit Cobras, Watain, Jesus and Mary Chain, Ghost, Danava, Electric Wizard, eyehategod, Yob, Sons of Huns, incantation. Etc. Chris Isaak, C.W. Stoneking, Mississippi John Hurst, The legendary shack shakers, Misfits, Cramps, Coasters, Nick Cave, The Cure, Band of Horses, Black Keys, Blood for Blood, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Howlin' Wolf, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Wanda Jackson... Damnit. I like A LOT of music. Lately I've been on a Rap bender. Freddie Gibbs, Kendrick Lamar, Big KRIT, Big Mike, RTJ, 8 Ball and MJG, Lady, anything and everything that's ultra fucking fly.

The Secretary, Ghostworld, Wristcutters, John Waters, David Lynch, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, There Will be Blood, Coen brothers, Vincent Price, British comedy, Trailer Park Boys, MST3K, Freaks and Geeks, True Blood, Dr. Who, futurama, Twin Peaks, Danger 5, Bobs Burgers. Etc. The usual shit...

Some classics and some modern stuff. Sci-fi & fantasy. Lots of Philosophy and non-fiction. I've read a little Camus a little Bukowski some McCarthy. I like them all very much. Id like to read more... I'm always open to a reading suggestion.

Food: If it's vegan I'll probably eat it...

Winter: PHO PHO PHO PHO PHO EVERYFUCKINGDAY PHO PHO PHO and ramen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends (duh)
2. Motorcycle
3. My Fatshit Cat
4. Affection/Compassion/Patience
5. Weights/training
6. Coconut Oil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buying a bigger motorcycle.
Meeting other women who ride motorcycles.
Traveling.
Powerlifting and where I'll be with that in a few years.
If I'll take all the trips I want.
How long I can stay at my corporate job before it drives me insane.
How do I save more money.
Have I given enough high fives this week...
Beer.
Why little things bother people so much.
How I should be camping.
The south.
Bitch I might be.

Fuck yes forever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a ride or die bitch... But I have questions like... Where are we riding to? Can my cat come? Why do I have to die? Are we going to get food along the way?

Metal shows.
Lifting.
Beers with friends
Some random adventure maybe?
Netflix and dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
:::Loud Tina Belcher moan:::

PMA
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined.

"I don't want no ordinary guy, Comin on strong with me
They don't know what I'm lookin' for
They don't know what I need.
You're gonna know it when he gets here, Cause the ground will be shakin'
I'll do anything to let him know that I'm his, His for the takin"