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30 M Mountlake Terrace, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Does anyone LIKE talking about themselves, or is this sort of thing as annoying and uncomfortable for everyone as it is for me? I suppose some people must like it.

Anyhow, I'm a nerd and gym rat that's really kindof drifting through life at the moment and trying to figure out what I want the future to look like.

The "gym rat" part is something I never would have figured on happening. I started going one day to spot for a friend, and haven't been able to stop since. I have few pictures for just that reason. Lost a LOT of weight in the last year and am still getting comfortable with the new me to have pictures taken.

These days I’m becoming more of a comedy nerd than anything else. Podcasts make it so very easy to indulge this increasing interest.

As for what I'm looking for here... Someone who's fun, not completely self-centered, preferably a bit on the nerdy side... Get to know one another and if something blossoms from there, fantastic. If not, at least we each have a new friend.

Not being a "club" or bar person, dating from work seeming like a terrible idea, and dating from the gym seeming kinda creepy, I have few options for meeting women. Here's hoping this will be different.

That’s enough rambling here, I think.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on self-improvement, both physically and intellectually. Beyond that, not sure... Then, is anyone?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know about "really good", but I'm a fair hand with the written word, and have been told I make others laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not short, nor am I thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Far too many to list fully, but here's a sampling:

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles.

Music: The Cat Empire, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Rammstein

Books: Time Enough For Love, The Hitchhikers Guide, Survivor, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Food: Steak, Asparagus, Chicken, Green Apples
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire. Water. Oxygen. Gravity. Food of one form or another. Words.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably either working, or working out. When not doing either of those, likely to be finding some form of distraction either through reading, videogames, or the vast time-suck that is the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I hear "Singing In The Rain" I think of Malcolm Macdowel, not Gene Kelley...
You should message me if
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You want to. I can be fun.