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Bwfields86

28 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ben. I'm a veteran and a comedian. Left the east coast to go to college and do stand-up. I don't really know anyone in the area and would mostly just like to use this site to make friends and meet new people.

UPDATE!
Posted some new pics from a trip to the east coast last week.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing jokes, and enjoying sweet freedom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh by telling stories. I've had a pretty ridiculous life up to this point.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Scorsese eyebrows probably...a hair stylist once offered to wax them for free. Back when I had long hair (contemplating growing it back out) I had a magnificent, soft Jew fro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Palahniuk, Klosterman, or Gaiman. Those guys have the best reads.
Movies: I'm really into the older James Bond flicks, I just recently bought the entire film collection and am going through it all over again. No Country for Old Men is really good, the new Batman movies (and the old I guess), my favorite movie all time is the Big Lebowski.
Music: Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, The Mars Volta, and Tool.
Food: Dat spiciness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My gently weeping guitars
My dog Huli
Pumas
Hats
Coffee
Shitty horror movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if it really is butter?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On an adventure downtown. Thursdays are open mic nights for me those are usually more interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got ran over by a Pontiac Firebird in a Taco Bell parking lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a laugh.