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33 M Orlando, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a very personable, easy to get along with friendly person. I love my job, sarcasm, dirty/tasteless jokes, metal and industrial music. I love horror/sci-fi movies(you name it, Ive probably seen it, and if I haven't, I want to). Xbox One (currently playing Destiny and it rules!), going to conventions (CONS as the cool people say), live music, bar games, spending time with people who like me, Game Faqs, rum and reading..among other things. Messege me, I want to talk to you.

Some of my favorite people include Leather Face, Phillip J Fry, Donnie Yen, Max Brooks, Capt. Morgan, Redheads and/or freckles, Emeric Belasco, Tyrion Lanister and whoever serves me nachos at taco bell at 3am
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time, 7-3:30ish, just doing the best I can and working my way up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at Jeopardy, darts, pointing out when someone says something really stupid, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time because I think its funny and predicting the endings of terrible movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would imagine people usually notice my shaved head first, how could you miss it, its freakin right there!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hell House, God is Not Great, The Hidden History of the Human Race, World War Z, The Elegant Universe, Red Harvest and Beggars in Spain

Movies: Virtually any horror movie, Equilibrium, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ip Man, House of Flying Daggers, Insidious, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Airplane, The Raid 1 & 2, Space Balls and anything with ".....of the dead" in the title

Music: Soilwork, In Flames, Fear Factory, Chevelle, KMFDM, Ramstein, Boston, CCR, Zepplin

Shows: American Horror Story, GoT, Hannibal, SNL, Family Guy, ATHF, Archer and the like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, shelter, food, a warm place to sleep, those are the basics, techincally I could survive without anything else, other than those, I really cant think of something that I just COULD NOT live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a great deal of time thinking about the universe, space and science. How to incorporate pesto and cilantro more into the things I cook. How awesome Borderlands: The Pre-Sequal is gonna be and my intense hatred for lima beans and olives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home watching some crazy horror movie, playing a game or out at a bar of some sort. Generally as long as it involves some drinks, I'll be happy, Im very easy to please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not really private but, I get very nervous when Im the center of attention and when I get nervous, my ears turn red.
You should message me if
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You should message if:
-You really want to (I hope you do)
-You think we would have a lot in common
-You're tired of douchey guys that aren't genuine and just say what they think you want to hear.
-You want to make some asshole comment about something on my profile.
-If, for whatever reason, you think I'm really freakin hot.
So send me a damn message!