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34 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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Hi. Welcome to my page thingy.

I am a Florida native and have been here for the totallity of my existence.

I'm a fan of laughing and joking around (really, who isn't) and humor is fairly important to me. I appreciate those around me that "get it" and can give it right back.

But it's not all fun and games. You'd be surprised how ill received humor is during marathon conference calls or corporate audits. So I know when to hit the "serious" button if I need to. But where some would see a roadblock, I see an opportunity for subtlety.

I think I'm not quite as adventurous as I'd like to be. I'm very easy to talk to and I can get along with just about everyone.
I love my job, sarcasm, dirty/tasteless jokes. Definetly horror/sci-fi movies! You name it, I've probably seen it, and if I haven't, I want to. Xbox One (currently playing Destiny & Sunset Overdrive), live music, bannana peppers, MS Excel, Cooking things (love the crock pot), FSU, grapefruit juice, bar games, Reddit, rum and reading.

Some of my favorite people are Leather Face, Phillip J Fry, Donnie Yen, Max Brooks, Capt. Morgan, Emeric Belasco, Prof. Farnsworth and Tyrion Lanister
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time, 7-3:30ish, working in the Continuous Improvement department at a local distribution center. I love the type of work I do, making things better/faster/easier, tons of numbers, which is odd because I used to hate math (yay for automation), guess my high school algebra teacher was right afterall.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at Jeopardy, trivia, darts, pointing out when someone says something really stupid, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time because I think its funny and predicting the endings of terrible movies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would imagine people usually notice my bald head first, how could you miss it, its freakin right there!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hell House, God is Not Great, The Hidden History of the Human Race, World War Z, The Elegant Universe, Red Harvest and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Movies: Virtually any horror movie, The Howling, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ip Man, House of Flying Daggers, Insidious, Kung Fu Hustle, Airplane, The Raid, LotR, StarWars, Space Balls and anything with ".....of the dead" in the title

Music: Some of my favs are Soilwork, In Flames, Fear Factory, Chevelle, KMFDM, Rammstein, Boston, CCR, Zepplin & Mastodon

Shows: American Horror Story, GoT, Hannibal, Peaky Blinders, Family Guy, South Park, Ancient Aliens, Archer and the like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A good razor
- A plan
- Imagination
- My watch
- Pesto
- Making lists of 6 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a great deal of time thinking about the universe, space and the exciting advances of science. My disdain for facebook. How to incorporate more cilantro into the things I cook. Wishing Borderlands:The Pre Sequal would get an xbone port! and my intense hatred for lima beans and olives!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home watching some crazy horror movie, playing a game or out at a bar of some sort. Generally as long as it involves some drinks, I'll be happy, Im very easy to please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not really private but, I get very nervous when I'm the center of attention and when I get nervous, my ears turn red.
You should message me if
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You should message if:
-You think Event Horizon should have gotten a sequal.
-You can teach me how to do DOE's or pivot tables in Excel.
-You want to make some asshole comment about something on my profile.
-You know what fps and rpg stand for
-You share my disgust for olives!
- You can also make a list of 6 things

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