Intelligent but sadly under-educated, tragically verbose, pigheaded lefty.

Currently hold the self-appointed title of most humble human who ever existed.

Oh, and my mom thinks I'm hilarious.

And I don't care what okcupid thinks, I'm not more capitalistic than the average person. No idea how they came up with that...

I became a LEO because there aren't enough people who think like me in the field, and I believe if there were things could be a lot different. Also, it's putting me through college so I can eventually do something more fulfilling.

Currently working as a Campus Peace Officer at CUNY while working on getting my degree to get out of there.

Math, science, and holding my liquor.

Usually my eyes or smile but you'd have to ask them.

Books: Wuthering Heights, A Tale of Two Cities, Poisonwood Bible, but mostly non-fiction philosophical or political manifestos/diatribes. Not Shakespeare. He was a genius, I recognize that, but I just don't like reading it.

Movies: Snatch, Lost in Translation, What About Bob, Groundhog day (virtually anything with Bill Murray), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spaceballs (actually, virtually anything by Mel Brooks too)

Don't watch much TV

Music: Super eclectic, from baroque classical to punk, classic soul to dubstep.

Food: Indian, Thai, sushi, anything well seasoned and spiced. Mint Chocolate Cookie ice cream.

Sunshine, nature, friends and family, good food, new knowledge, and adequate sleep.

Where I want to go and how I'm going to finagle it.

Right now, working. Ideally, enjoying life and great friends.

I had a very tumultuous childhood but I believe I am a better person for it.

I tend to divulge too much information about my life to people, but rarely let anyone get truly close to me.

You enjoy the company of smart and adventurous men who may not quite have their lives together just yet.