Currently hold the self-appointed title of most humble human who ever existed.
Oh, and my mom thinks I'm hilarious.
And I don't care what okcupid thinks, I'm not more capitalistic than the average person. No idea how they came up with that...
People often think I'm shy or cold, but really I'm just uninterested in small talk. Get me started on something that does pique my interest though and I won't shut up. You know, things like the absurdity of trying to think of something clever about myself while knowing I am really just a walking, talking series of chemical reactions in a line of countless billions on an infinitesimally small dot in a forgotten corner of an unimaginably vast universe. Or the Mets. I like the Mets too.