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23 Fucking, Austria Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Used up
Strictly halal
Space camp
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Mostly everything on here is a lie. It's up to you to figure out what's the truth. (Like a choose-your-own-adventure game.)

So, I went on a walk with Nigel. We turn the corner, and wouldn't you know it, we see some guy on the sidewalk. Laying there.

"Oh look, a dead body."

I saw the body on the ground and for a second I thought, shit, he's right. There's a lifeless body sprawled across the sidewalk. My second thought was how is Nigel so nonchalant about this? On top of that, we were not at some isolated walkway. We were near a school. There were people getting out of field hockey practice, cars rushing by, occasionally stopping at the lights at the intersection - right where the guy was lying. Nobody else had bothered to stop and see what was up with him. How were were the first to approach a body on the group baffles me. Are people really that heartless? Is that what we've come to?

Anyway, turns out he wasn't dead.

Also, I don't live in Austria. I have never been to Austria. I'm sure it's a nice place. I just like that the robotic person says, "Aah, Fucking" when I update this.
What I’m doing with my life
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I plan on surviving it until I can't.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- having above average night vision.

- falling for that 'you can't touch your elbows behind your back' thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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'People' implies I go out. Rookie mistake, that's where the bears are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I would say The Count of Monte Cristo, but I'm too busy living it for it to be my favourite.

I like any and all food. Even slightly burnt food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- internet
- Higgs-Boson
- those miniature swords you get in drinks
- sandwiches
- coffee
- Triscuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'How It's Made' has solved all of my major life questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing my duties as a Nexus 6 replicant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most intimate I've ever been with a man is crawling inside of his body and living in his chest cavity for three months.
You should message me if
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If you're Danny DeVito, needing a confession booth in the form of a stranger's profile, want to grab some beers, or tell me about that woman at the office you hate.