So, I went on a walk with Nigel. We turn the corner, and wouldn't you know it, we see some guy on the sidewalk. Laying there.
"Oh look, a dead body."
I saw the body on the ground and for a second I thought, shit, he's right. There's a lifeless body sprawled across the sidewalk. My second thought was how is Nigel so nonchalant about this? On top of that, we were not at some isolated walkway. We were near a school. There were people getting out of field hockey practice, cars rushing by, occasionally stopping at the lights at the intersection - right where the guy was lying. Nobody else had bothered to stop and see what was up with him. How were were the first to approach a body on the group baffles me. Are people really that heartless? Is that what we've come to?
Anyway, turns out he wasn't dead.
Also, I don't live in Austria. I have never been to Austria. I'm sure it's a nice place. I just like that the robotic person says, "Aah, Fucking" when I update this.