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C4T22
27 / M / straight / Single
Almere-Stad, Netherlands
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.89m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am deep, nice, and water.
My Self-Summary
I was born on a thundery Sunday morning in 1982. An unplanned, only
child of divorced parents, i read & watch a lot and am passive
due to rude people. Please talk to me and be straightforward so i can be sure
of what you mean.
I never had wisdom teeth nor adult cavities; love to cuddle; much enjoy Chris Rock, George Carlin, Monty Python, and The Flying Panthers; and am told i dance well (but i don't like Sean Paul).
I'm looking for someone like me, with:
Kindness: you don't like to give money to people who are too lazy to get a job, but would gently move spiders outside.
Looks: proportional and healthy.
Intelligence: if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", please step away from the keyboard. A sense of humor beyond sarcasm also helps.
And Taste: you enjoy Iron Maiden and The Lion King.
Someone who has the guts to say hello and goodbye, to grow old and die with.
I never had wisdom teeth nor adult cavities; love to cuddle; much enjoy Chris Rock, George Carlin, Monty Python, and The Flying Panthers; and am told i dance well (but i don't like Sean Paul).
I'm looking for someone like me, with:
Kindness: you don't like to give money to people who are too lazy to get a job, but would gently move spiders outside.
Looks: proportional and healthy.
Intelligence: if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", please step away from the keyboard. A sense of humor beyond sarcasm also helps.
And Taste: you enjoy Iron Maiden and The Lion King.
Someone who has the guts to say hello and goodbye, to grow old and die with.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Walking fast; amusing myself; browsing too many webpages at once;
eating just one Pringle; noticing coincidences; getting hit on when
dating is the last thing on my mind; taking and giving constructive
criticism; handling money; defying stereotypes; getting hit on
by people on the other side of the planet.
The first things people usually notice about me
Long hair, cool glasses, and too hot to talk to directly. Ph34r my
style, cowards!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't often read books, but i like J. Robert King, Aldous Huxley,
George
Orwell, Clifford Stoll, Christopher Paolini,
and Stephen
King. Stephen Hawking is fun,
too.
(Web)comics: Elf Life, Roomies!, Little Saiyalings, Unicorn Jelly, Sabrina Online, VG Cats, The Perry Bible Fellowship, early Sluggy Freelance, CRFH, and XKCD, Fokke & Sukke, Calvin & Hobbes. Manga like Battle Angel Alita and Yubisaki Milktea.
Movies: The Lion King, Tremors, Terminator 2, Braindead/Dead Alive, A.I., Not Another Teen Movie, The Matrix, Idiocracy, Seven Samurai.
Shows: Anime like Sailor Moon (German dub), The Slayers, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, Lucky Star, and Azumanga Daioh, The Boondocks, The Simpsons, South Park, Duckman, Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, original Invader Zim, American Dad, Kassa, Radar, Top Gear, Blackadder, Badly Dubbed Porn, some Scrubs, Belgen in de Rimboe, and Planet Earth.
Music: Enya, KMFDM, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, U2, Queen, Type O Negative, Ozric Tentacles, Tenacious D, Methods of Mayhem, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Garbage, PUSA, Limp Bizkit, Morningwood, Bomfunk MCs, Gwen Stefani, Arch Enemy, Warrant, Roxette, Nirvana, Deadsy, Eve 6, L7, Celldweller, Nightwish, Futuristic Sex Robotz, and loads of songs my aPod nor iPod shows the name of. My Last.FM
Food: Pizza, pasta, potato, most sweet yet fresh things, sushi.
(Web)comics: Elf Life, Roomies!, Little Saiyalings, Unicorn Jelly, Sabrina Online, VG Cats, The Perry Bible Fellowship, early Sluggy Freelance, CRFH, and XKCD, Fokke & Sukke, Calvin & Hobbes. Manga like Battle Angel Alita and Yubisaki Milktea.
Movies: The Lion King, Tremors, Terminator 2, Braindead/Dead Alive, A.I., Not Another Teen Movie, The Matrix, Idiocracy, Seven Samurai.
Shows: Anime like Sailor Moon (German dub), The Slayers, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, Lucky Star, and Azumanga Daioh, The Boondocks, The Simpsons, South Park, Duckman, Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, original Invader Zim, American Dad, Kassa, Radar, Top Gear, Blackadder, Badly Dubbed Porn, some Scrubs, Belgen in de Rimboe, and Planet Earth.
Music: Enya, KMFDM, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, U2, Queen, Type O Negative, Ozric Tentacles, Tenacious D, Methods of Mayhem, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Garbage, PUSA, Limp Bizkit, Morningwood, Bomfunk MCs, Gwen Stefani, Arch Enemy, Warrant, Roxette, Nirvana, Deadsy, Eve 6, L7, Celldweller, Nightwish, Futuristic Sex Robotz, and loads of songs my aPod nor iPod shows the name of. My Last.FM
Food: Pizza, pasta, potato, most sweet yet fresh things, sushi.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything,
like whether whores and snobs enjoyed porn while growing up, why
there are so many spineless people, and why -isms are so profitable
to some.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing i do every night: try to catch up on my
interests!
On Fridays, i'm probably watching whatever catches my interest on TV, and dozing off on my couch despite planning to go out.
On Fridays, i'm probably watching whatever catches my interest on TV, and dozing off on my couch despite planning to go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I haven't been physically laid since last millennium because i've
been busy with college and dislike places with shitty music and
tobacco smoke or annoying drunks. And i'd rather whack off to
porn than waste my
time on shallow bitches.
Ask me anything and i will at least reply, unlike the posers on here.
The only (rarely taken, but i included alcohol in "DRUGS") physical drugs i like so far --aside from those that cure my ailments-- are shrooms (Colombian). Tobacco and alcohol are only good for killing stuff, and i don't want to depend on caffeine to stay alert.
Ask me anything and i will at least reply, unlike the posers on here.
The only (rarely taken, but i included alcohol in "DRUGS") physical drugs i like so far --aside from those that cure my ailments-- are shrooms (Colombian). Tobacco and alcohol are only good for killing stuff, and i don't want to depend on caffeine to stay alert.
You should message me if
I asked you a question or you'd like to have my babies.
You're awesome like me or willing to learn, and near enough to hang out.
You'd like to watch a movie or play with me, not only on my Xbox 360. I haven't seen Amélie yet.
You want to communicate with ribosome_373 from Be2/Meetic/Lexa/LexaMore but don't want to support their greed just to be able to read all of a message.
You don't have to say thanks for things you didn't ask for, but if i spent time and effort on writing you an introduction, it's nice to not be stupid.
Bad spelling and inconsistent grammar are turnoffs. Using proper spelling is like brushing your teeth.
I will assume you care for yourself and will ask for help when needed; disobey 1 Timothy 2:11-12 if applicable as it disses half of humanity.
If i consider you a friend, and you never talk to me, you're probably depressed - get help. Remember that everyone must learn to wipe their own arse and that everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
NOTE: As i'm kind of geeky and don't have a vagina, i'm not used to checking my inboxes regularly.
You're awesome like me or willing to learn, and near enough to hang out.
You'd like to watch a movie or play with me, not only on my Xbox 360. I haven't seen Amélie yet.
You want to communicate with ribosome_373 from Be2/Meetic/Lexa/LexaMore but don't want to support their greed just to be able to read all of a message.
You don't have to say thanks for things you didn't ask for, but if i spent time and effort on writing you an introduction, it's nice to not be stupid.
Bad spelling and inconsistent grammar are turnoffs. Using proper spelling is like brushing your teeth.
I will assume you care for yourself and will ask for help when needed; disobey 1 Timothy 2:11-12 if applicable as it disses half of humanity.
If i consider you a friend, and you never talk to me, you're probably depressed - get help. Remember that everyone must learn to wipe their own arse and that everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
NOTE: As i'm kind of geeky and don't have a vagina, i'm not used to checking my inboxes regularly.
