I'm quite awkward.
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26 • Phoenix, AZ • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Christianity, but not too serious about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
I'm quite awkward.
I compose music on the side too.
I can play the violin.
Cartoons: The Ren and Stimpy Show, The Simpsons, Animaniacs(Pinky and the Brain especially), Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Cybersix, Aeon Flux, Batman TAS, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Avatar the Last Airbender, Dexter's Laboratory, Powerpuff Girls, South Park, and Rocko's Modern Life.
Movies: Dark City, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Kaiju movies(That would be Gozilla and Gamera stuff), 300, Kill Bill, Moon, The Neverending Story, Back to the Future, Cloud Atlas, Blade Runner, The Terminator, Robocop, Enter the Dragon, The Dark Knight, The Raid, Psycho, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Escape From New York, The Producers, Natural Born Killers, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, The Princess Bride...
Books: 1984, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Brave New World, The Natural, Animal Farm, Neuromancer, A Clockwork Orange, I Robot, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Harry Potter series, Hunger Games series...
Comic Books: Watchmen, Batman stories( best would be The Dark Knight Returns and The Killing Joke), Maus, Invincible, Sandman, V for Vendetta, Scott Pilgrim, The Tick, Judge Dredd
Music: Daft Punk, Hatsune Miku, Blue Oyster Cult, Gorillaz, Pantera, New Order, MGMT, Buckethead, Spoon, Emenim, Primus, B^z, Yellow Magic Orchestra, TISM, Praxis, Devo, Tupac, The Beatles, Bee Gees, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Jefferson Airplane, In Living Color, Taylor Dayne, Anamanaguchi, Joe Satriani, Bjork,
Tabletop RPGS: Warhammer 40k and Shadowrun.
Video Games: Metroid(Greatest game series ever), Kirby(any game, they are all fun), Megaman(Classic, X, Zero, and even Legends, they all tend to be fun), Warioware series, Chrono Trigger(greatest RPG ever made), Disgaea(Greatest Tactics RPG ever made, and while I'm at it, most everything from Nippon Ichi software), Starcraft(Greatest Real-time Tactics Game Ever Made), Earthbound(greatest comedy RPG ever made), Lunar, Gunstar Heroes(Greatest Old School Action game ever made and while I'm at it, anything from Treasure co ltd.), Devil May Cry series, Deus Ex series, God of War(co-contender for Greatest Modern Action Game ever made) Bayonetta(co-contender for Greatest Modern Action Game ever made and while I'm at it, most anything from Platinum), Contra, Gradius, Sonic the Hedgehog(old school, the games started to suck around the release of Shadow The Hedgehog), Final Fantasy series(VI is the best), Perfect Dark(Greatest First Person Shooter Ever Made), F-Zero series(Best Racing Games), Metal Gear series(Best Stealth Game Ever Made), Zone of the Enders series, Killer Instinct (Greatest Fighting Game Ever Made), Street Fighter series, Fear Effect, The Legacy of Kain Series, Mortal Kombat series, Guilty Gear, Blazblue, Super Smash Bros. and the Grand Theft Auto series.
Yeah, I'm a VG nut.
Webcomics: Umm uh, Penny Arcade, Homestuck, Perry Bible Fellowship, and the works of Josh Lesnick(Girly and Cutewendy).
Food: Stuff with either teriyaki, or with mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, and garlic. Regardless, I love Noodles. Egg or rice it doesn't matter. Noodles Noodles noodles. Noodles to marinate in teriyaki sauce or tomato sauce.
Mythology: I'm big fan Greek and Japanese Mythologies.
Gotta work on my art.
I like it when cute women pie themselves in the face with cream pies(the dessert).
That and I'm also fond of "sailor fuku" type school girl outfits and cheerleader outfits, t-shirts with shorts and other articles of clothing that I can't think of right now(possibly maid outfits, skirts, qi paos, puffy sleeves, glasses or any variation thereof, moe points etc.).
In fact, I get more turned on by women wearing these articles of clothing then I do with them taking off articles of clothing. I don't get turned on by naked women at all, except when they are wearing articles of clothing that I have a fetish for. It's kinda like how Nite Owl can't quite turn on unless he's wearing an article of clothing from his Owl Suit...
...Is this all strange to you?
*You're a gamer, or if you like to play video games from time to time. I got a bunch!
*You're an anime fan, or you like to watch a lot of anime. I got a bunch!
*You dig animation in general. I got some obscure animated films too.
*You like comics. I got a bunch.
*You dig cheesey kitchzy stuff. Like Plan 9, The Room, and MD Geist.
*If you are a super hyperactive fangirl. There's no shame in it.
*You are a Cosplayer, or at least you like to cosplay from time. Especially if you like to dress up as a schoolgirl in a sailor fuku costume. I really like that.
*You want someone to snuggle, cuddle, hug, and kiss with.
*You're a super genius scientist person who is an expert in any of the sciences including biology, geology, history, philosophy and mathematics.
*...Or if you are a ditzy spaz!
*You are well read.
*Your hair is pink or blue or some kind of fruity color.
*You smell like strawberries.
*Scratch that, you smell more like mango orange raspberry sorbet.
*You are awkward. Moe points!
*You blush a lot. Giggle a lot. And fall down a lot. Extra moe points!
*You know Japanese... And you could give me hands on training.
*You are the shy, quiet type. But not too, shy. Otherwise, you wouldn't be messaging me.
*You like to be swept off your feet. You like to be picked up and carried to places and held within my arms as I swing you back and forth.
*You are really small and agile. Small ones I can pick up with ease!
*...Or if you are really tall and buff. Amazonian like. Tall and buff ones could probably pick me up!
*If you are chubby(but in the right places). Because chubby ones cuddle well or better or so I've heard.
*You're a generally tolerant, generally open person. Eager to try new things.
*You are a writer, and you have an idea that's Sunday Paper worthy or better. I'm an artist, and I can bring your three/four panel jokes and ideas to life!
*You are a Dungeon Master who has played many campaigns and have some good campaign ideas. I'm a little new to Tabletops, but I love the universes of Shadowrun and Warhammer 40k and if you are well versed and love those franchises then please message me.
*You are a musician, and you compose stuff that's dark and ambient, or upbeat and totally metal. Prog rockish maybe.
*You like to discuss media and artworks and music and books and stuff we experience.
*You love pie. You love the taste of pie. You love the whip cream and the cherry on top.
*You would take a whip cream pie in the face. Under consent of course!
*You would not only take a whip cream pie in the face. You'd take a dozen more pie hits. You would have yourself, the top half of your body covered in pie. While fully dressed and clothed of course!
*You would put up with my crazy bizarre fetish involving pies and sailor uniform costumes.
*You are forgiving.
*You are snarky and sarcastic, but with a heart of gold.
*You are cynical, but in a half sad, half humored attitude of cynicism.
*You are lovingly idealistic. I completely rational approach with optimism.
*Regardless of whether or not you are idealistic or cynical, you always seek to improve yourself, so that your skills can make the world a (slightly) better place. You are not the type to go down easy.
*You can talk me out of something stupid.
*You aren't too creeped out by hentai or h games. In fact, if you are morbidly curious or fascinated by them. To elaborate I'm not too into hentai, but I do dig hentai that is creative in terms of plot, animation, and music. For instance, there is an anime called Urotsukidoji, and it's actually kind of interesting. It's got this Game of Thrones style black and grey morality kind of character spectrum, and characters are relatively complex. There's these awesome high octane fight scenes. Since it is a horror hentai, it is extremely gory and violent. The soundtrack is pure awesome sauce, and the whole thing has this really dark and scary atmosphere to it. So despite it's horrific and shocking content, or maybe because of the shocking content, it does push the envelope for what a porno could, overall not bad for a porno. There's also a strategy games series I'm about to get into called Sengoku Rance and from what I hear it is critically acclaimed.
*You've read Watchmen, or you are willing to read Watchmen
*You've read V for Vendetta, or you are willing to read V for Vendetta.
*You accept that Alan Moore is a powerful wizard and that he can do whatever he wants.
*In the future, it will be the 80's, always.
*You aren't the kind to peer pressure me into doing drugs(though I don't mind if you are into that stuff) or drinking heavily(again I don't mind if you do that either).
*You'd like to randomly tackle me.
*You use terms like "uber", "l33t", and "pwn"
*You are not a fundie. Being religious is alright, just not cultish anti intellectual behavoir and hateful attitudes to other races, religions, and people of a certain sexual orientation. Racism, homophobia, willful ignorance, and hawkish colonialist national exceptionalism isn't cool.
*You are not too politically uptight or dogmatic. I am all up for discussing politics and spotting out the hypocrisies between all three major parties, and discussing nuances and complexities. I personally don't care who you vote for, just as long as that person is not a Nazi, and to an extent, as long as you are not a Nazi and don't force me to vote for anybody.
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