By day I work in a science research facility. At night I have to hide Bigfoot from these crazy meddling "scientists" on Animal Planet network.

I have an offbeat sense of humor, and can be really sarcastic. I can say to someone " George W. Bush is a man of great intelligence and integrity" with a straight face. So that can throw people off. By the way there was some extra info in that one, wink;)

I love a challenge both intellectual and physical.

Most people cannot figure out my ethnicity. My father is East Indian, and my mother is White.

My goal is to rule the world, with the sole purpose of erasing the television show "Coach" from human memory. Once my goal is achieved I will return the world back to the people. I promise.