My friends cat is attacking me and walking across my keyboard as I write this. That makes me way cooler than you. Don't believe me? Here's a story:

So I got a new pair of jeans the other day that make my bohunkus look quite shapely. I went out to eat wearing these new nicely formed jeans, feeling quite secure in myself. Sure enough, sitting at a table across the room was an attractive, tall woman unashamedly staring at me, and I sensed her gaze directed at my behind quarters. More hungry than interested in the situation, but feeling quite content with myself, I flamboyantly ate my meal. To my confirmation, when I got up to pay, the staring woman quietly followed me to the counter. As the lady running the register was out of earshot, this tall attractive woman leaned in close to me and said "Hey, are those new jeans?" and I said dramatically "Why, YES, yes they are!" and she said "Well.... You left the sticker on the butt."

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the most interesting thing that has happened to me since I came to east Tennessee from Nashville. Can you blame me for seeking interesting people in the area?
I feel out of place here on the "pla-taw" of Tennessee, so I'm curious to see who else is around.

I am living my dreams and blessed to be able to say so at my young age! I have worked VERY hard to get where I am, but God is the one who opened those doors for me.

I work in Film (yes, as in the movie business) in Nashville, but as the industry quiets down this time of year I am visiting EAST Tennessee for a few months to study for a job in California where I plan to return at the beginning of the year.

Leaving notes for myself that later make no sense to me. For example; I just opened the memo section of my Palm (phone, not hand, though I do leave notes there too) and found a note to myself that read "6, 2, 10, Tobra3. Thursday 2:00." Obviously, now, I haven't the slightest clue what that means.

I'm also good at dancing, or I used to be. And I'm splendid at bursting out into completely random song at the most unorthodox times.

I have absolutely no clue, and much of my impression is probably drastically effected by whether or not I have had my green tea that morning.

I have been called an 'old soul' and I get along very well with those who are 30+ years old, and I thoroughly enjoy (and might even say get along with the best) those who are 50+ years old because we seem to have the most to talk about and the deepest and best conversations.

Books? I do not understand this thing you speak of.

I love such movies as 'Stardust', 'Braveheart', 'Rear Window' by Alfred Hitchcock, 'Spartacus' with Kirk Douglas and Sir. Laurence Olivier, Disneys 'The Sword in the Stone', the epic 'V for Vendetta', Hayao Miyazaki's 'Howl's Moving Castle', the beautiful 'August Rush' and far too many others to recount.
You do NOT want to go see a movie with me, because as I work in the film industry, I see things in the film-making process that make me twitch, and I will be pointing out issues throughout the film.

My three current favorite songs are 'Cello Suite No. 1, Prelude' by Bach, 'Space Lion' by Yoko Kanno and 'Fireflies' by Owl City.

If you put food in front of me, it will be eaten. If you try to hide food from me, it will be sniffed out and eaten. NEVER invite me over for dinner, because if you innocently offer me food, I will accept and there will be none left when I leave.
I have a fascination with teas, herbs and their multitude of uses.

My Brother,
My Friends,
My Palm phone,
My Computer,
My Ambitions,
My Dreams,
My Hope,
My Faith,
My Adobe Master Collection,
A Glass of Red Wine before bed,
and the ability to count to six.

Things in my life and myself that I can improve, and how to do so.
Why you never see anything about that show 'Dinosaurs' anymore, it was so popular when I was a kid!
Script and business ideas.

Camping, Hiking, Rappelling or Caving with friends, cooking for myself/others, watching a movie with friends, or on my computer.

I believe that if there's "nothing to do" in your town, you just don't know the right people, and need to work on your creativity and conversational skills. Get half a cantaloupe and put it on your head while walking down main street saying "I am a panda, smile for me!" I promise you, that will make things more interesting.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
(ten points if you can name that movie without the help of google)

I usually get along better with people in their late 20's/early 30's than those my age.
I have shared a private lunch with director/actor Mel Gibson in his office.
I have visited 46 of the 50 US states, and 7 countries aside.

Intellect, Integrity, Ambition, Cogitation, Mental and Physical Self Respect- these are all vastly important to me, like yogurt. God, I love yogurt. And though I will respond to you out of courtesy, without the aforementioned traits the conversation will not maintain my interest. If I am the only one ever adding anything to the correspondence... Boo that!

Someday I will meet the person who asks the right questions, holds themselves to the right standards, and is spiritually in tune. I am not expecting that day any time soon, and until that day I am seeking only friends. If I hit it off with someone I wouldn't mind a casual date over tea (preferably while speaking in outrageous accents). Basically I just love people and want to find some interesting people around the tri-cities!

Congratulations, you have made it to the end of my profile, you get a muffin. If you read the end first, you are a cheater and should go eat a pumpkin.

Manger votre les fesses!